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“Rab Ne Banai Jodi”

Aur iss jodi ko

R U B

karne ka maza hi kuch aur hai.


An X-RAY specialist was briefing about breast shadows.

He said “Women’s breaasts come in three sizes:
PingPong,
Ding Dong
And
King Kong


Dil ke liye apple ka juice..

Aankhon ke liye carrot ka juice..

Sehat ke liye anaar ka juice..

Aur khush rehne ke liye MERA LUND CHOOS..


Ladkiya Subah Uthkar Aankhe Kyo Khujati He.
Socho…
Socho…
Socho…
Kyoki…
Unke Paas Gotiya Nhi Hoti Na
Ladko ki tarah khujane ko


Boy-Kash Mi Lipstick Hota
Humesa Tere LIPS Pe Rehta
Girl-Achha Hua Nhi He Warna Har Dusre Din Kisi
Aur K LUND Par Chipka Hota.


Jodha akbar ke premire par Abhishek Hritik se:

Chahe tum bano Akbar
YA
Aish ban jaye Jodha
Aaj tak Aish ko sabse zyada
maine hai ch0da


Sexy Lady in a sexy voice:
Batao mere underwear me kya h

Santa (wid confidence(:

Elastic hi hoga, aaj-kal naadewali kaun pehanta hai??


Lady Teacher:Zero me 1 Dale to kya hota h
Girl:Chup rahi

Teacher:Jawab do
Zero mai 1 Dalen to kya hota hai?

Girl:Mam Bhot Dard hota hai


Ek Ladke Ne Gali Me Ja Rahi Ladki k Piche Ungli Laga Di
Ladki:Andha Ho Gaya He Dikhai Nahi Deta
Ladka:Kya Hua Sahi Jagah Pe Nahi Lagi Kya?


Ek aadmi biwi samajh kar sali ke upar chad jata hai
Saali: jiju me Taara.
Admi: ab kahe ki Taara jb Ghus gaya saara.


Dad:beta ye lo 20 Rs mummy se mat kahna k me naukrani k sath soya tha
SON:aap bohat kanjus ho mom to 50 deti he jab wo driver k sath soti h


Bhikari Darwaja thok k- Babuji roti milegi?

Andar se aawaaz aai:
Abhi biwi ghar me nahin hai.

Bhikari: Maine choot nahin,roti maangi hai.


A man 2 shopkeeper: Ek white rang ka condom dena. Shopkeeper: White he kyu,
Man:Padosi gujar gaya hai, afsos karne jana hai.. Join LovePlaza


Nayi Dulhan Ko Dulhe Ne Suhagrat Pe Muh Dikhai K Rs.25000 Diye
Dulhan Ne Paise Dekh Kar Pucha
Kitne Log Hai?


Sardar wife (during sex): U r fucking me wth SAME condom Frm last 5 days
Sardar:oye,Expiry date on the condom is 10/2009


Ek Larki ka Gang -Rape ho raha tha
Woh chillaa chillaa k keh rehi thi

Kutto Kamino

Khuda k wastay

Lado to Nahi

Sab ka Number ayeGa .


Teacher:Aurat aur Ainak(Chasma) me kya cheez samaan hai?
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Little Boy:
Miss, Istemal ke waqt dono ki taange kholni padti hai..!


Wife- Do you want anything from USA?
Husband- An American girl.
Wife returns.
Husband- Where is my gift?
Wife- Just wait for 9 months.


Chaho To Dil Se Hamko Mita Dena
Chaho To Hamko Bhula Dena
Hamari Yad Aaye To Kabhi Rona Nhi
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Gaand Me Ungli Dalke Hila dna:)


Punjabi Teacher To A Student-Table Par Ink Kisne Girayi Hai? Isko Punjabi Me Convert Karo

Student – Bhenchodo Eh Kine Apni Maa Chudai Hai


Sms Bhej Warna-
) ‘ (
/ ) )c=====L_/_!

) ‘( / /
c=/ )/ ) )
L_/L_/_
KAHA THA NA SMS BHEJO


MONA-Subah Subah Doodh wala bahot dabata hai.

RANI-Kya??
MONA-Door bell.

RANI- Isse accha to mera Paper wala hai,
Niche se hi Daal jata hai.


Computer is very sexy
Why?

?

?

B’coz, it has hardware & software but

No
Underwear.For Valentine SMS-JOIN LovePlaza


Police Ko 1 Lash Mili H Jis K Gote Tute Hue He
Lun Kata Hua He
Gand Fati Hui He
Agar Tu Zinda He To MissCall Kar Jaldi


The Name Of The Sequel
To Cheeni Kum Starring
Mallika Sherawat And
Rakhi Sawant?

CHEENI KUM – DUDH
JYADA!!!


Gajar lo
Kela lo
Tori lo
Muli lo
Ghia lo
Kaddu lo
Bhindi lo
Baigan lo
Khira lo
Kakri lo
Bhai shahab apki gand
hai jo marji lo..


1.Boil nhi krna pdta
2.Kharab nhi hota
3.Har umar k Mard ki pasand
4.Dil-kash packing me
5.Ek k 7 dusra free.


Baap:Beta aaj asman se 1pari aayegi
or tume chhoti munni gift dekar jayegi.
Beta:Abbu chodu mat banao,hospital jao ammi ki dlivery hone wali h


Kick footbal
get goal
Punch
BOOBS
fuckd
HOLE
kis
LIP
prick HIP
Over d
bed
make
her lay
Let us
celbrte
PENIS DAY
Fwd 2 boys
Lund utha k jiyo


Baccha Kaise Paida Hota He?
Jawab:
Kali Ghas Ka Zoond,Uske Beech Ek Lambi Si Soond, UsmeSe Tapakti 2 Boond Ab Aage Ka Jawab Khud Hi Dhoond!G.M


Eng Lady to Punjabi Lady:
“What Is Your DaiLy Routine?

Mom Ask Daughter, Hwz Ur SexLife ?
Daughter: Like British Airways
Mom Reads The Ad & Is Shocked, “7 Days A Week, Twice A Day, Both Ways.


70yrs old couple in restaurant

Lady:It’s so romantic here
My breasts feel so warm

Man:Yeah
Coz,One is hanging in D coffee & other in D soup


Dudhwala dudh dene 1 ghar gaya to ek ladki boli:aajkal dudh bahut patla aa raha hai

dudhwala bola:to hum kya kare?
doc se checkup karwao


Hilane Se Hilna Behtar He

Agar Na Mile Koi Choot

To…

To….

Hilana Hi Behtar He.


Keera mat maro,
Makora mat maro, Makkhi mat maro,

Marna hi hai to ?

/ / I /
,c(,,)=? )
,;”, I /

Muth maro
pap nahi lagega.


a Nokia models

reflect a man’s
size:

( ‘)
/ /
/ / 3210
. ))
( ‘)
/ /
/ / 6110
. ))

( ‘)
/ / 5110
. ))

,o 8210
. )) Hee !


KYA BOSS…

PHONE NAHI,

MISS CALL NAHI,

SMS BHI NAHI.

ZORDAR KAAM

CHALU HAI KYA..
/ /I /
,c(,,)= )
,;”, I /

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Ansh: SHAADI ki pehli raat
husband apni biwi ki CH00T k andar 1 ungli dalta hai

Biwi sharmatay hue:1ungli aur dalo na

Hus:Kyu siti bajani hai.


Nadaan Hai Wo Log
Jo Kehte Hai Ki
CHUUUT
Pe Baal Hai,

.

.

.

Arre Yeh To
LUN
Ko Fasane Ke Liye
Bichhaya Gaya JAAL hai


Teri MASHOOK K Dudh Me Malai Hove
Yaran Ne Niple Mooh Me Pai Hove
Raati Jora-Shora Nal Vajayi Hove
Tume 26 Jan Di Lakh Lakh Wadhayi Howe


Men vision of a woman:

(?)
(.) (.) <-Product
) ( <-Problem
( Y ) <-Flavour

Avoid the problem,
Use the product
Enjoy the flavour


GAND marwana aapki MAJBURI hai ya HOBBY?

Agar aapne JAWAB dia to aapki HOBBY.

Nahi JAWAB dia to aapki MAJBURI


Today Is DICK DAY
Tell ur Dick Size
How Many Moles Are There On Your Dick
Hairy/Clean Shaven Dick?
And
How Do You Take Care Of It?


Chal mere auzaar ho ja tayyaar
Hila de chut k taar
Pee lena dudh baar baar
Gaand pe ho jana sawaar
Woh b yaad karega ke aaya tha koi ghudsawar


Bhoot ne tapasya ki,
GOD khush hoke bole- tuje kya chahiye?
Bhoot – muje sexy ladkiyo ka khun pina hai.
GOD-TATHASTU, Jaa Whisper Ban Jaa.Gud N


Do u knw d difrnce betwen
SIX n SEX?
Simple yar
BAT ko utha k maro to six
BED pe leta k maro to SEX
Hands oper ho to Six
legs oper ho to sex


Exprson of boys whn C girl
Hryanvi:Kya Londiya h
Punjbi:Oye k changi kudi h
bmby:What a babe
MP:Bhnchod Bobe to dekh Sali ke


MaT SoCh iTnA ShaDi k barE mEiN,

UmEr gUzAr gAi GaAnD MaRaaNe mEiN,

ShAaDi kIa kArEGa Tu mUtHaL

MuTh lAgA Ja kAr gHuSaL-KhAnE MeIn


30 Days Of ~
~ Sheeri Rehman ~

=>10 Din Zardari

=>10 Din Sarkari

 10 Din Mahwari …


TuM ChooT Me
GhaR BaNa Lo,

LoRaY k PiLLaR
LaGa Lo,

BooBss Ki
BaLConiEs BaNa Lo,

PeR GanD Ka KiyA
KrOge?

ChaLo hUm Se Hi Marw


Sardarni lund se khelne lagi….

Sardar:

kyo….?

Chudwana hai kya….?

Sardarni:

Nhi lifafe k liye gum chahiye..


Deve gowda was very impresd after
watching “Singh is King”.
Now he wants to act in movi. Its
titld as “Gowda is Lowda”


Boy 2 girl in bed:”Mooh me daalun,aage dalun,peechhe daalun,bol kidhar dalun?”
GIRL:Kahin b dalo meri jaan
IS ROUTE KI SABHI LINES MAST he


Papu K Pnis Tez H
Prstituts Me Craz H
Papu Ka Pnis Drk Kyu?Papu Dkhta Angrez H,Vigra K Goli Hath M
Condm Durex Wala
Bt Papu Cnt FCK Sala.


Chal mere auzaar ho ja tayyaar
Hila de chut k taar
Pee lena dudh baar baar
Gaand pe ho jana sawaar
Woh b yaad karega ke aaya tha koi ghudsawar


Hi FrnZ Dis Group IS Closing Since Monday.We Will Back.

Love: Santa-Yar Teri Bhabhi Nhi H Warna M Tujhe Chai Zarur Pilata

Banta-Are yaar kabhi to DHOODH Market Se Le liya karo!!


Love: Santa ko Uski GF Ne B()BS Chusne Ko Kaha

Santa Thori Der B()BS Choos K Rone Laga

GF:Kya Hua Janoo?

Santa:

Oey Ma Ki Yad Agai


Love: SEX ke teacher ne student se kaha?
Ch00t ki tasvir banao
Ladki shrmayi aur niche dekhne lgi
Ladka:Dekho Sir Cheat kar rahi he


Love: What is Surprise:

Jab suhaagraat par biwi apne pati se kahe:

Plz condom use mat karna,
mujhe condom se maza nahi aata.
Gud Morning


Teacher: Who is Sania Mirza.?

Student: Tennis player.

Teacher: Good! Who is Mallika Sherawat.?

Student: Pennniiis Player.!.


Yar Koi muje blackmail Kr rha h

jb me teri le ra ta to Kisi ne photo Khich li ye deKh

(“‘.) (“‘.)
(\\_(<)
LL LL
ab KYA KRE?


yours 2009-
1. Gas band
2. Bijli band
3. Atta band

agr ap chahte ho k awam ke gand b band ho jae tu

“cycle” pe mohr lagawo


;****;
o(@ @) o
” (–)”

Niche Kya Apni Gaaand
Marvane Ke Liye Iska
Luund DHund rahe ho


Tere bathroom me Camera chupaya tha Photo sabut me vej rha hu
/ / l (
;c(,,,(! (
,’; l /
Kab Sudhroge.


Muddt Se Thi JinKi Lene Ki Aas
Deedar-e-Choot Ko Dil Main Dba Dia
KisiNe Di Khabr Unk Cudne Ki Rat Ko
Itni Lgai Muth K Apna Topa Tk Suja Lia


Four Animals found in women’s panty
A PUSSY,
HARE,
an ASS
&
.
.
.
Occasionally a COCK.


Parrosi to Major Rohail: Raat teri khirki khilli C,
Me bhabi de te tera SEX scene veikh lya,

Major:Lay haath sutt,Me tay raati ghar nai c


Husband: Aaj me tere kaan(ear) me dalonga.
Sife: Nhi! me bharii hgo gyi to.

Husband: Aaj tak goongi hui kya?


Teacher:There is two type of sex on earth,male and female
Stu:Teacher I know more
T:Wat
Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex,and on line sex


Ansh: School ki Ghanti aur Ladki Mein Kya Samanta Hai?.
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Dono Mein Se Kisiko Bhi bajao- Bachche Hi Bahar Ni


Husband On Wedding
Nite To His Wife:Darling! Sach Sach Btao,
Kbhi Kia Tou Nhi ???

Wife Sharmaty Hue
Nhi Jaan Kbhi Kia Nhi
Hamesha Krwaya Hy


Reality Of Today
AajKal Ladies K Kpre
Zoo Main Lagi Salakhon
Ki Trha Ho Gye Hyn
Qeemti Saman Safe
Bhi Ho Jye
Aur Dekhny Wala Bi
Khush Ho Jy


Ais Duniya MAi Sab Se BAri Saza Kisay Mili Hoi HAi ?
.
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Guess
.

.

Tatton Ko
” To Be Hanged Till Death


Club Me Dancr jhuki to American Ne 100 Rs.Uski Bra me dala,British Ne 200 dale
Sardar ne ATM card Uski Bra Me ghusaya or
300 Rs. Nikaal Liye


Wife To Husband :Aji Sunte Ho Aate Waqt Condom Ka Packet Lete Aana Khatam Ho Gye Hyn

Naukarani:Bibi Jee Aap Ne To Mere Muu Ki Baat Cheen Li ..


Chuha hathni ko chod raha tha

1 coconut hathni pe gira or wo chillayi

Chuha:Maa kasam

isko pehle hi bola tha jayega to chillana mat


Enter code to kiss
Katrina’s lips
*
**
***
****

Wrong code
U hv kissed
Jayalalitha’s HIPS…!
Wash ur mouth & try again.


Recent survey se pata chala hai k
80% ladkiya shadi se pahle sex karna chahti hai.
Mera sawal sirf itna hai
ki wo 80% ladkiya hai Kaha


All MEN hav Double Standrds:

Hate Cats-Love PUSSIEES

Hate Donkeys-LoveASS

Eat Chicken-Feed COKS

Hate Dog-Enjoy Maximum in dat Position.


Bachi Ne Apna Dewana Bana Rakha He
MAMO Or CHO0T Ka Jadoo Jaga Rakha He
Mudat Hogye Nhi Dekha Usko Humne
Uski Yad M LAND Ko Utha Rakha He.


PatHaN-Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi
Sardar-Mast Rahi
PatHaN:Fir B BaTa tO Jara
Sardar: PahLi
Bar NaNGi LarKi
DeKhi MeNe rAt kO
3 baR muTh Mari.


WHAT Is The HEIGHT OF Work Pressure ?
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.
Keeping Your LAPTOP On GIRL FRIEND’S BACK &
Fucckkng Her IN DOGGY Style


Janeman mujhe mar dalo
zara meri pant ki jaab mai haath dalo
lamba lage to kaat dalo
mota laaga tu chaat daloo
acha laga tu apni Gand Me daloo


Agar dimag ho to jawab jarur dena-

Tere hath me puri ki plat mere hath me muthiya ki plat.Agar me tumhari puri maru to tu mera kya marega?


sArDar DrivER SE BoLa
’3Dafa MuTh MarO’

DriVeR MuTtH MaR
K PaSeNaY sE
ShArBoR HoGyA

SaRdAr:jAo Ab
bEtI kO
CoLLegE cHor
AaO =P ;->


Sardar Raped a Sikhni,She Said ” Hunn Main Raula Paawangi ” Sardar Says “Raula tehHunn Main paawan ga Panchood Utton Sikhni tay Theloo clean shave..


ONWhy do Girls look Beautiful?
Is it real or due to makeup?
All false.

Girls look Beautiful because

Boys have
Good Imagination..


SKODA Walo Ne Nayi Gadi launch ki LAURA.Ab driver us time pe bada heran hoga jab uski MEMSHAB bolegi…
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Driver LAURA Nikalo..


worlds
smallest
resignation (LEAVE NOTE)
letter ?

Dear sir,
maa chudao
main to chala…



OSCAR nominations
4bst Blufilms
1(Hasina ki G@nd me pasina)
2(Bhag Bhosdi ke,Randi aye)
3(Choot k upr bhoot)
4(Latkta Khanjar,Kache ke Andar)


Tchr: GirLs kya pehen skti he?

Santa: Sharee.

Tchr: Gud ! Ab batao girLs kya nhi pehen skti he?

Santa: CONDOM. JOIN LovePlaza to 9870807070


Dnt buy IFCI@17
Buy dotted condom @17

Dnt buy ISPAT@10,
Buy NIRODH@10

Don’t buy GMR@30,
Buy KOHINOOR@30

Better to fuck
than getting FUCKED


1 eho jihi cheez das jo hai ta teri pr lainda koi hor h
.
.

pehla soch fir dasi

.

Tera name oye
Tu bund samjheya c na
Sala TEMPU.


Neem ka patta kadva hai,pakistan bhadva hai.
Bhago bhago aaya bhoot,pakistan ki maa ki choot
pakistan ki kya pehchan,kholo chaddi maro Gand


BRA Aur BANIYAN Me Kya Fark Hai..?
BANIYAN ME KAPDA JYADA AUR LOAD KAM HOTA HAI..
BRA ME KAPDA KAM AUR LOAD JYADA HOTA HAI…! Gud NiTe


PlZ help me!

Aaj subah mere Lund Pe
saap ne kaat liya

Dr.ne kha ki

Zehar sirf chusne se niklega

muje bacha Le mere Dost


Pathan Biwi Ki Gand Pe Hath Pher Ke Ro Pda.
Biwi:Aap Kyu Ro Rahe Ho
Pathan:Tumhara Gand Itna Achha Hai To Tumhara Bhai Ka Gand Kitna Achha Hoga???4


Dil kholo
pyaar lo,
Dimag kholo
gyan lo,
Hath kholo
dosti lo,
Chain kholo…


) (
( . )( . )
) . (
( () )
maza lo yaar


Khubsurat,Najuk
Dulhan,SuhagRaat par Pati se boli-
Dhire-Se chuso sanam,
Muze shape-me
Rehna h
Ras-bhare
Haphoos AAM-ko TOTAPURI
nahi karna h


Santa to Santo on suhaag raat-
“Soniye tenu apne do bullan naal kujh kar k dikhavan”.
Santo-Haye mai mar javan,karo ji

Santa- BurrrBurrrBurr???4


Sardar’s SON
ask his
FATHER=What’s the meaning
of sign
on the
car.?
Sardar said=Issda Matlab hai
k Driver nu Driving da LUN
v nahi
pata.


Ek sardar ne hospital me ek surjery gloves dekha, bar bar ulat palat ke dekhne ke bad bola ” lagta he Dropadi ke jamane ka condom h
Happy New Year


Ustaad n Shagird Workshop mein kaam kar rahay thay k light chali gayee
ustaad:chotayyyy 10 ka pana dey.
Aaaah..mar gaya abae kuttae haath me de.


Defintn of Bra
Undr Sholdr,Ball Holdr.

UndrWr
Undr Hip,Banana Grip
Panti
Jungle River,Coton Cover
Condom
Rubber goyna,bachcha hoyna .


Khubsurat,Najuk
Dulhan,SuhagRaat par Pati se boli-
Dhire-Se chuso sanam,
Muze shape-me
Rehna h
Ras-bhare
Haphoos AAM-ko TOTAPURI
nahi karna h


Santa to Santo on suhaag raat-
“Soniye tenu apne do bullan naal kujh kar k dikhavan”.
Santo-Haye mai mar javan,karo ji

Santa- BurrrBurrrBurr???4


Sardar’s SON
ask his
FATHER=What’s the meaning
of sign
on the
car.?
Sardar said=Issda Matlab hai
k Driver nu Driving da LUN
v nahi
pata.


Ek sardar ne hospital me ek surjery gloves dekha, bar bar ulat palat ke dekhne ke bad bola ” lagta he Dropadi ke jamane ka condom h
Happy New Year


Khubsurat,Najuk
Dulhan,SuhagRaat par Pati se boli-
Dhire-Se chuso sanam,
Muze shape-me
Rehna h
Ras-bhare
Haphoos AAM-ko TOTAPURI
nahi karna h


Ustaad n Shagird Workshop mein kaam kar rahay thay k light chali gayee
ustaad:chotayyyy 10 ka pana dey.
Aaaah..mar gaya abae kuttae haath me de.


Love: What is Surprise:

Jab suhaagraat par biwi apne pati se kahe:

Plz condom use mat karna,
mujhe condom se maza nahi aata.


Teacher: Who is Sania Mirza.?

Student: Tennis player.

Teacher: Good! Who is Mallika Sherawat.?

Student: Pennniiis Player.!.


Wo hamari kabr pe chal diye moot k,
chalo isi bahane darshan ho gaye Ch00T k,
Bina bal thi chikni Ch00T,
par kya fayda jab ban gaye bhoot


Q: Chhatri aur chhokri mein kya farq hain?

A: Chhatri ko button dabakar kholna padta hain or chhokri ko button kholkar dabana padta hai..


1 Aurat apne bache ke -Gand
Mein ungli de rhe the
1Major
Ye kya kr rhe ho..?
Aurat
Army k ENTRY test ke tyari krva rhi ho


yours 2009-
1. Gas band
2. Bijli band
3. Atta band

agr ap chahte ho k awam ke gand b band ho jae tu

“cycle” pe mohr lagawo


Reality Of Today
AajKal Ladies K Kpre
Zoo Main Lagi Salakhon
Ki Trha Ho Gye Hyn
Qeemti Saman Safe
Bhi Ho Jye
Aur Dekhny Wala Bi
Khush Ho Jy


Ais Duniya MAi Sab Se BAri Saza Kisay Mili Hoi HAi ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Guess
.

.

Tatton Ko
” To Be Hanged Till Death


PatHaN-Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi
Sardar-Mast Rahi
PatHaN:Fir B BaTa tO Jara
Sardar: PahLi
Bar NaNGi LarKi
DeKhi MeNe rAt kO
3 baR muTh Mari.


WHAT Is The HEIGHT OF Work Pressure ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Keeping Your LAPTOP On GIRL FRIEND’S BACK &
Fucckkng Her IN DOGGY Style


Janeman mujhe mar dalo
zara meri pant ki jaab mai haath dalo
lamba lage to kaat dalo
mota laaga tu chaat daloo
acha laga tu apni Gand Me daloo


Agar dimag ho to jawab jarur dena-

Tere hath me puri ki plat mere hath me muthiya ki plat.Agar me tumhari puri maru to tu mera kya marega?


Sardar Raped a Sikhni,She Said ” Hunn Main Raula Paawangi ” Sardar Says “Raula tehHunn Main paawan ga Panchood Utton Sikhni tay Theloo clean shave..


Doctor : App ka aur aapki
biwi ka blood group aik hi hai?

Sardar : Hoga, Zarur hoga;
25 saalsey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai


Lawyer 2 sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal he, Seeta pe hath rakha
to bat court tak pohanch gaye
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho


1 Class me 2 Ladkiya,1 gori 1 kali.
Kali: Tu konsi cream lagati hai?
Gori: FAIR&LOVELY or tu?
Piche baitha SARDAR bola
‘Cherry Blossom’.


Tchr:Tum late kyu aye ho?
Sdnt:Mumy Papa lad rhe the
T:wo lad rhe the to tum kiu late aae?
S:Mera ek juta Mumi K pas dusra papa k pas tha


7 Angels came 2 Me
&
asked 4 d most Inteligent,
Smart, Nice, Sweet Person
So I gave Them ur Add
.
.
.
Dekha kaise ullu banaya un ko.


Santa: JALDI KAR KHIDKI SE KOOD,POLICE AA RAHI
HE.

Banta:LEKIN YE 13′ve MANZIL HE.

Santa: YE SHAGUN-APSHAGUN SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HE.


Saradar Zebra Crossing k Black & White Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the,Woh kya soch rahe honge
THINK?
SALA PIYANO BAJTA Q NAHI


Q.

Why Santa is standing below d Tube Light wid an open mouth.

A.
Because Doctor has advised him :- Aaj Light Khana hain?


Dost: Oye Teri Grlfrnd Kaise Mari?
Santa:Yar MUH me MUH tha
Ga_nd me ungli thi
Ch00t me me l_und tha
Pata nahi sali ATMA kahase nikal gyi


Aurat apne B00bs ko
zor zor se hilane lagi, Fir bacche ko dudh pilane lgi.

Pati: Ye kya kr
rhi ho?

Biwi: Shrma k,Wo Mix bana rhi Hu


Golu to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge


Maa:Ro Q Rahi Ho?
Beti:Sir Ne Pucha GOA Kaha He?
Nahi Bata Saki to Maare.
Maa:Koi Baat Nahi Beti,Ab Se Apne Chizo Ko Idhar-Udhar Mat Rkhna


Dudhwala Dudh Dene 1 Ghar Gaya To Ek Ladki Boli:Aajkal Dudh Bahut Patla Aa Raha Hai,
Dudhwala:To Hum Kya Kare?
Doctor Se Check Up Karwao.


Roz sapne mei aati ho..o..o..o

neend hamari udati ho..o.o

CHADDI humari kaun dhoyega janam,jo roj bhigoti
ho.


Aaj Kal Ki Ladkiya Bahut Romantic Ho Gai Hain.
Xerox Ki Dukan Pe Jati Hai or Bolti hi-
Bhaiya Jaldi Jaldi Aage Piche Se DO DO Baar Kar do


Captain 2 a lady:
If U Don’t Have Sex With Me
I Will Sink This ship.
Later,She Sms Her Husband “Saved 600 Passengers 9 Times In 2days


Weding nite
pati -Batao hairan karu ya pareshan?
Wife-Dono
Pati shows 1inch peniis
&says-Herani hui?
Wife-Ab pareshan Kro
pati-ye KHADA He


Jante ho girls class bunk kyo nahi karti?

Kyonki unhe pata hai k period absent means pregnancy.


Hilane Se Hilna Behtar He
Hilane Se Hilna Behtar He
Agar Na Mile Koi Choot To…

To….

To…

Hilana Hi Behtar He.


1 sardar bike rok kar helmet kujha raha tha.1 admi bola helmet to utro.Sardar bola tumhra ga nd me kuzli hota hi to tum paint utarte ho kya


OSCAR Nominted 2 Best Blue Films:
1.Biwi tumhari bache humare

2.Ghar me Saali to Puri Raat Diwali….
hav sex dreamy night.


saRDAR ki wife nangi ho kar,
pure bed par dono tango ko phelakar boli
KUCH samjhe?
SARDAR:Ha haraamzadi.tu bed par AKELI SONa chahati he


1 ladki ne 5 bacho ko janam dia.bed se utarte hi usne apne husband ko thapad mra.or kha mai nai kaha tha na k kutte wala style se mat kro


FULL FORM-
WIFE.
W: wonderful
I: item
F: for
E: entertainment
HUSBAND
H: handsome
U: useful
S: smart
B: but
A: at
N: night
D: d


Tumahri girlfriend kitni bhi Sharif hogi..

Wa wa
Tumhaari girlfriend kitni bhi Shareef hogi..
Wa wa

Par

Nahati to Nangi hi Hogi


Mard Ko Buri Nazar Nahi Lagti Q Ki?
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Bhagwan Ne Usko Hamesha Ke Liye Do Nimbu Or Ek Mirchi Bandh Ke Jo Bheja H


BOY: SEX ME DONO KO MAZA AATA HAI…PHIR LADKE SE HI PAISE Q

CALL GIRL: BEWAKUF, CHARGE OUTGOING PAR HI LAGTA HAI.. INCOMING PAR NAHI


Jante ho girls class bunk kyo nahi karti?

Kyonki unhe pata hai k period absent means pregnancy.


Hilane Se Hilna Behtar He
Hilane Se Hilna Behtar He
Agar Na Mile Koi Choot To…

To….

To…

Hilana Hi Behtar He.


1 sardar bike rok kar helmet kujha raha tha.1 admi bola helmet to utro.Sardar bola tumhra ga nd me kuzli hota hi to tum paint utarte ho kya


OSCAR Nominted 2 Best Blue Films:
1.Biwi tumhari bache humare

2.Ghar me Saali to Puri Raat Diwali….
hav sex dreamy night.


saRDAR ki wife nangi ho kar,
pure bed par dono tango ko phelakar boli
KUCH samjhe?
SARDAR:Ha haraamzadi.tu bed par AKELI SONa chahati he


1 ladki ne 5 bacho ko janam dia.bed se utarte hi usne apne husband ko thapad mra.or kha mai nai kaha tha na k kutte wala style se mat kro


Tumahri girlfriend kitni bhi Sharif hogi..

Wa wa
Tumhaari girlfriend kitni bhi Shareef hogi..
Wa wa

Par

Nahati to Nangi hi Hogi


Mard Ko Buri Nazar Nahi Lagti Q Ki?
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Bhagwan Ne Usko Hamesha Ke Liye Do Nimbu Or Ek Mirchi Bandh Ke Jo Bheja H


Wo hamari kabr pe chal diye moot k
chalo isi bahane darshan ho gaye Ch00T k
Bina bal thi chikni Ch00T
par kya fayda jab ban gaye bhoot


Police Mujrim Se: USKi G # nd Kyun Mari?
Mu:Thand Lag Rahi Thi Aur WO Khubsurat Tha. Po:Wo ab Kaisa He.
Mu:Wo Khush He Aur SMS Pad Raha He


G#nD marwana aapki MAJBURI hai ya HOBBY?

Agar aapne JAWAB dia to aapki HOBBY.

Nahi jawab dia to apki MAJBURi


BarishKa Pani & KagazKi Kashti,
Daru ki botal & achhi si Ghashti.
Ye Jawaani & Sex do Pal Ki Masti,
Condom Lagana Dost,ye Lund nahi sasti


Daku train loot k chala gaya
Beti:Dad maine apni ring ch00t me dal k bachali

Dad:Ye idea apni mom ko deti, to apna BAG b bach jata.!


Shrabi sex Kr Raha Tha
GaltiSe Piche Daal Diya
Biwi -Oh Ji Truck Galat Godam m Ja Raha H
Shrabi-Sali Ab Bata Rhi H Jb Diesal khatm Ho Gya


Gal: Ladke jab ikatte hote he to kya baate krte hoge?
Frnd2: Wohi baate jo hm frnds aapas me krti he
Gal: Chi-chi,Ladke itne besharm hoteh

SohaiL: 4.G and M Ungli Karna=Samasya Utpanna Krna
6. G and M Ghusna=Chamchagiri Krna
7.G and Mrna=Dushmani Nikalna
8.G and Marwana=Gulami Krna


Kinds Of G and
1.G and Khujana=Chintan
2.G and Ghisna=Parishram
3.G and Dikhana=Samasya Se Bhagna
5.Gnd M Tital Ka Bal=Over Active Hona


SEX ke teacher ne student se kaha?
Ch00t ki tasvir banao
Ladki shrmayi aur niche dekhne lgi
Ladka:Dekho Sir Cheat kar rahi he


Ek Ladki ki Jeans ki chain khuli thi,
ek ladka bola- Madam apke LIPS dikh rahe hai.
LADKI- i knw,wo cigarette chahte he


2 Pigs eating shit.
Pig1:Yar hum duniya ki
shit khate he.koi
humari b to khata
hoga!
Pig2:Yuck! Saley,khane
k waqt to aisi batein
mat kar


Dekh Teri Fati SAlwaar
Uth Gayi Meri Choti Talwaar
Us Talwar Se Kia Jab Maine Vaar
To Usme Se Nikli Aisi Dhar
Jisse Bana Apna Ghar-Sansaar


Lady:Mere B00B$ chote he,kya karu?

Doctor:Roz ana,me CHU$ ke bade kar dunga

Lady:Mei apne pati ko bhi lekar aaongi uska LUN_D bhi chota he


Lungi ke 4 anmol faayde
1.Sardi ho to use odh lo.
2.Garmi ho to neeche bicha lo
3.Naukri krni ho to peche seUtha lo
&
4.Na karni hoAge se utha lo???4


Hum Apni Hasti Mita Ke B Tanha Hai
Hum Sab Kuch Apna Luta Ke B Tanha Hai
Log Dur Tak Jate Hai Kisi K Liye
Aur Hum UsKe Pas Reh Ke B Tnha hai


Dil CHEER k Dikhaon,
to Dard Dhund Na Paoge..
DIL CHEER K Dikhaon,
to Dard Dhund Na Paoge..
Kyu Ki..
Dard To Mere sir me he..
Ha ha ha..!


dosto Ki Kadar Krte Hai Hum Itni
Asman Me Roshni Hai Jitni
Yakin Na Ho To CALL Krke Dekho
Hum Karenge Baat Utni
Apke CELL Me Laxmi Hai Jitni


Nahi hu boond pani jo sukha do,
mai darya hu mujhe bas rasta do,
Chala hai kaanch ki rassi pe koi,
Tum uski koshiso ko housla do.


Kisi ki yad me dil tadapta Q he,
Akhir ye dil kisi se pyar karta Q he,
Agar mile khuda to puchunga usse
Tu Akhir seene me dil rakhta Q he


Kya Dard Hue Bina Bhi Daant Nikalay Ja Saktay Hai
Doctor-Nhi
Pappu-Ager Main Nikal K Dikh Du To?
Doctor-Nikalo
Pappu-He He


logo se pange bhi honge.
ghar me dange bhi honge.
agar mujhe SMS na kiya to
tumhare 12 bacche honge
2 ganje honge, 2 nangey,
aur 8 lafa


dilki Hasrt Zuban Pr AneLgi
Tume dekha to Zindgi Muskane Lgi
Ye Diwangi thi ya Mri Nzr ka Dokha
Kalto COKROACH ME b Apki Tsvir Nzr AneLgi


Is Rah-e-MOHABBAT Ki Tum Bat N Pucho
Kis Trh Guzarte H DinRaat N Pucho
Anmol Jo Insan H Bemol Bikey H
Dunia K Is BAZAR Ki Tum Auqaat N Pucho


Mere jaane k bad ek din royenge wo,
gam-e-ishq akele hi dhoyenge wo
yaad meri aakar satati rahegi unko,
jis pal mujhe bhul k soyenge wo.


Chale Gye Jo Mujhe Akela chhod Kar
Hum Q H Udas Fir Tumko Sochkr
Q Nibha Rahe H Tumse Aaz B Mohabat
TumTo Bhul Gye Hume Har Bandhan Todkar.


Mere dil se ache to ye KHILONE h,
Jinke tutne pr WO ro jate h,
H mere dil k HALAAT kuch aise,
Ki wo USE tod kr haste hi jate h


Mere ashko ka SANAM hisab dega kon,
Tute dil ko ab JAWAB dega kon,
Agr tum b DAWA lagane lge is pr,
To fir dil ko MERE zkhm dega kon.


DiL Behal Jye To Chor Dete Hai Log
Koi Aur MilJye To Chor Dete Hai Log
4Din Ki Chandni Ki Qdr Krna Dost
Chandni Dhl Jye To Chor Dete Hai


Jab Rula Lete Hai Ji Bhar K Hame,
Jab Sata Lete Hai Ji Bhar K Hame,
Tab Kahi Zara Zara Khush Wo Hote Hai.


Ibadat Hmari Dushmani Ban Gai,
Hasrat Hmari Bagawat Ban Gai,
Jis Mohobat Pe Naz Tha Hme,
Wo Mohobat B Ab Gunah Ban Gai.


Na jane kab vo rishta ban gaya,
Koi anjana Na jane kab apna ban gaya,
Hame ahsas bhi na huaa aur koi
“zindgi “ki “jarurat” ban gaya.


Ae gajal likhne wale,
Teri gajlo me ab wo DARD bhari bat na rhi,
Le ja thoda sa DARD mujse,
Kyu ki ab TERI b to raate suhaani na rhi..


A 25 year boy married a 65 year woman.

After two days boy died why?

Because he drank expired milk.

A good friend is like a good bra.


Hard to find very comfortable supportive holds u up when r down & always close to the heart.
Good day dear bra


Teacher To A Boy:
“Khamosh Ho
Jao Nahi To Khada
KAr DoonGi.”
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All The Boyz
Shouted:

“Pehlay Mera
Pehlay Mera..


Girl 2Dr:Medical check up karana hai. Dr: sare kapde utar k parde k piche let jao.
Girl-mera nahi mummy ka.
Dr: Achha! mataji jeeb dikhao..!


Q:What is the similarity between Electric wire and a Girl ?
Guess
stil not sure?

oh come on yar simple.dono nangi ho to current lagta ha ;-(


Husbund N Wife Hotel Me Gaye
1 Ladki Ne Hello Kiya
Wife-Kaun Thi Ye?
Hus-Tum Plz Dimag Kharab Mat Karo
Usko Bhi Batana He K Tum Kaun hai


1 Admi Muthiya Mar RahaTha
Achank Biwi Aa Gayi
Biwi:kya ho raha H?
Aadmi:BANSURI Baja Raha Tha
Biwi: Mera SHANKH Padosi bajayega kya


Ambani was suffering from loose motion . Doctor asked him :- What is your problem ? He said :- Free outgoing with variety of Ring tones..!

Santa: Mujhe shadi mein BMW mili hai.
Banta: Par tumhare pass to koi car nahi hai.
Santa: abye ghadhe,
BMW ka matlab
“Bahut Motti Wife”.


Jay: Ab tak kitno ke saath soyi hai?
Sach bataa.
Riya: Kasam se,
sirf aapke saath soyi hun. Baaki sab Maadarchoth to sone hi nahin dete


Doctor After Post-Mortem Comes Home & Tells Wife-Aaj Jiska PM Hua Uska Lund 1 Feet Lamba Tha.

Wife-Hai Ram, Ramlal Mar Gaya ?


Dulha suhagrat wale din apne room mn gya aur biwi se kha:Chal ghori bn
Biwi boli bht jldi ho rhi hai kya?
dulha:Sali gate ki kundi lgani hai


Jawani me ladke or ladki halat ek jesi hoti he
Raat ko jab neend nahi aati to
Ladke haath me lulli
or
ladki k haath me Muli hoti


Arz Hai
vo Toilet Mein Bethe The Maikhana Samajhkar
Woh Toilet M Bethe The Maikhaana Samajhkar
Aur Dhone Ka Paani P Gye Paimana Samajhkar


Ques: Why do boys run faster than girls?

Think as an engineer
Ans: B’coz boys have
Ball Bearings in between their legs to reduce friction.


similarity b/w Ladki & Makkee ka daana?
dono ko zara c garmi do to dono phool jaate hai.


MALLIKA ne CHIRAG ko ghisa to Jinn prakat hua:Hukum mere aaka!
Mallika:Pyaas bujhado..”


Har Wish Apki Puri Ho
Whisky Se Na Duri Ho
Coke Aapka Khada Rahe
Pussy Me Hi Pada Rahe
Ladki Aapka PapuChuse
Bubz Apke Mu MeThuse Happyvtine day


A fair girl 2 a dark boy:Kitne kale ho
Dark boy replies:Isme Tere baap ka kya jaata h?
Fair girl:Mere baap ka gaya hota to Tu itna kala na hota???4


Sardarji 2 cal gil: Wat’s ur rate?
girl: 100 on bed,
50 on sofa & 10 on floor.
Sardarji gave 100.
Girl: on bed!?
sardarji: no 10 times on flooR


Bad boyz
“F” rules:
Find her,
Follow her,
Friend her,
Flirt her,
French her,
Finger her,
Force her,
Fck her,
Forget her,
Find another!


Ishq Ne Kitno Ko Nikama Bna Dya
Kisi Ko Salim Ya Salma Bna Dya
TumTo Ustad Nikle
Pados K KUTIYA Ko Hi 4 Pillon Ki AMMA Bna Diya

Teacher:ZERO me EK daale to kya hota hai

Ladki chup rahi

Teacher:Batao,ZERO me EK daale to kya hota hai

Ladki:sir,bahut dard hota h


Ek Lund ne Dusre Lund se kaha-
Chalo Aaj Film dekhne Chale

Dusre Lund bola-
Nhi Yaar, Film Sexy Hogi to Khade Khade dekhna padegi.


Ishq Ne Kitno Ko Nikama Bna Dya
Kisi Ko Santa Ya Banta Bna Dya
Tm To Ustad Nikle
Pados Ki KUTIYA Ko Hi 4 Pillon Ki AMMA Bna Diya


Wife:Muje lagta he apka Rita k sath najayz rista h.
Hus:Ye tum kaise kah sakti ho
Wife:Kal jab uske husband aye,to apki CHADDI PAHANI THI..


Hey dude congrats!
Here u got selected as the first male model for wisper advertisment
Why should girls have all the fun?


Santa Banta Swimming pul Me Naha Rahe The
Santa Dubne Laga To Banta Ka Lund Pakad Liya
B: Bhosdi ke sikhle Ladki Ke 7 Hota To Dub Gaya Hota

Santa Banta Swimming pul Me Naha Rahe The
Santa Dubne Laga To Banta Ka Lund Pakad Liya
B: Bhosdi ke sikhle Ladki Ke 7 Hota To Dub Gaya Hota


Boy- ek condom dena,girlfrnd ko gift dena hai!
-Shopkiper:-is par cover chadha du?

-Boy:- arre nahi ! yahi to cover hai,
gift to mere paas hai.


What u Mean when A Lady offers u a PEPSI

P=Please
E=Enter
P=Penis
S=Slowly
I=Inside

Aha’- Ye dil mange more!


Aapki Underwear Mein Kya Ha.?
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Elastic Hi Hoga, Naade Wali Kaun Pehnta Hai Aaj Kal..


Santa Ne Anda Fry Kia To Wo Jal Gya
Murgi Ne Dekh lia

Murgi Ne Santa K
Zor Se Thappad Marte Hue
Kaha:Sale Tujhe Dena Pade To Ehsaas Ho


SAHELI:Raat ko kya hua? LADKI:Salwar-kamiz utaari,BRA-PANTY utari,BOOLLS CHUSE,CHUUT CHUUSI..S:Rhne de yar Padhnewala HATH se LUUND hilayega


Director-Mallika suhagraat ka scene he
aap use garam dudh ka glass deti he
Mallika-Glass se pilana tha to mujhe kyu liya,Vidya Balan ko lete


Dad:beta ye lo 20 Rs mummy se mat kahna k me naukrani k sath soya tha
SON:aap bohat kanjus ho mom to 50 deti he jab wo driver k sath soti h


Bandar Bipasha ki Bra Chura Kr Ped Pr Chad Jata he
Bipasha Chillati he”Niche Daal na”
Bandar Bola”Besharm shanti rakh Shruwat Upar se hoti H


Santa Banta Swimming pul Me Naha Rahe The
Santa Dubne Laga To Banta Ka Lund Pakad Liya
B: Bhosdi ke sikhle Ladki Ke 7 Hota To Dub Gaya Hota


Santa Banta Swimming pul Me Naha Rahe The
Santa Dubne Laga To Banta Ka Lund Pakad Liya
B: Bhosdi ke sikhle Ladki Ke 7 Hota To Dub Gaya Hota


Boy- ek condom dena,girlfrnd ko gift dena hai!
-Shopkiper:-is par cover chadha du?

-Boy:- arre nahi ! yahi to cover hai,
gift to mere paas hai.


Santa Ne Anda Fry Kia To Wo Jal Gya
Murgi Ne Dekh lia

Murgi Ne Santa K
Zor Se Thappad Marte Hue
Kaha:Sale Tujhe Dena Pade To Ehsaas Ho


Director-Mallika suhagraat ka scene he
aap use garam dudh ka glass deti he
Mallika-Glass se pilana tha to mujhe kyu liya,Vidya Balan ko lete


Dad:beta ye lo 20 Rs mummy se mat kahna k me naukrani k sath soya tha
SON:aap bohat kanjus ho mom to 50 deti he jab wo driver k sath soti h


Bandar Bipasha ki Bra Chura Kr Ped Pr Chad Jata he
Bipasha Chillati he”Niche Daal na”
Bandar Bola”Besharm shanti rakh Shruwat Upar se hoti H


A man 2 shopkeeper: Ek white rang ka condom dena. Shopkeeper: White he kyu , Man: Padosi gujar gaya hai, afsos karne jana hai..


Boy : Kitne bhai behen ho?
Girl: 6
Boy: Maa Baap ko aur koi kaam nahi tha kya?
Girl: Tum kitne ho
Boy: 1
Girl: Baap me dam nahi tha kya?


Sex se pehle kapde utarte waqt GF gir gayi.
Boy:Jaanu,lagi to nahi?
Sex ke baad kapde pehnte waqt fir giri.
Boy:ANDHI HAI KYA BHEN KI LAUDI?


A man havin 5 daughters..
He wanted a
SON..

So gave an ad,
askin fo
suggestions.

A Sardar replied-
I’ve 5 sons..
cn i try 1ce…


Boy Sex Kar Raha Tha Magar Galtise Pichhe Dal Diya
Girl:Ohji,Gaadi Galat Godaam Mei Ja Rha Hai
Boy:Ab Bata Rahi Ho Jab Diesel Khatm Ho Gay


Agar himmat he aur mard ho to Sirf YES ya NO me jawab do:
“Kutte ne kal raat ko sote hue tumhari GAND maar Li
Batao tumhe pata
challa?


Man goes 2redlight area
Madam inquire:r u married?
He replied:Wat diff does it make
She said:v r here to serve the needy & not the greedy


Teacher>Ldkiyan Kab Badi Hoti He?
Boys>Jab Woh Bra Pahenne Lgti He!
Teacher>Ldke Kab Bade Hote He?
Girls>Jab Woh Bra Utarne Lgte He!


Mallika Sherwat: 15 inch ka condom hai?

Chemist: Hai na, kitne doon?

Mallika: Abhi nahi, koi use lene aaye to mujhe call karna??


Boy naha rha tha. 1grl ne bel bajayi,usne nange hi darwaza khola. Grl:shrm karo,kuchh to pehan lo. Boy andar gaya aur condom pehan aaye


Sardar In Aeroplane Asked for MILK
Airhostess Ne BRA Upar Kar Nipp|e Uske Muh Me De Di
Sardar-BhenChod
Accha Hua Tujhse PANI Nahi Manga


Koi Jhuka K Marta He

Koi Khade-Khde Marta He

Koi Deere-Deere Marta He

Koi Jldi-Jldi Mrta He

Tb Jakr Scooter Start Hota he


Gaand ko sahi salamat rakne ke 3 upaay..
1. Gaand har roz dhona
2. Chaddi achchhi pahanna, aur

3.SENSEX SE DOOR Rehna


Sadr ko Chirag Mila
Ragda to Jin Nikla aur bola Hukam Karo Aka?
Mera LUN Road pe Touch Kare Esa Kar Do
Jin ne Sadr Ki Dono Tange Kat Di


DAD- Harbhajan is male or female?
SON- Female
DAD: How?
SON: Just now commentator told
“Beautiful Delivery By Harbhajan”

FAY F-CKING A GIRL IN A CAR.
A Policeman comes?What r u doing.
FAY?Dikhai nahi deta kya.
Pman?Mera number kab aayega.
FY?Is ladki k baad.


Aik Totli Larki Suit Rangwaney K Lye
Rang Wale K Pass Gayi Or Boli
Lun Waley Meley Chut Me Essa Lun Dalna
K Chut Phut Jye Magar Lun Na Nikle


Jawani Me Ladke Aur Ladkiyo Ki Halat 1Jaisi Hoti He
Raat Ko Jub Neend Nhi Aati To
Ladko K Hath Me Lulli
Aur Ladkiyo K Hath Me Mulli Hoti He.


Ma ne bache ko btaya ch@t ko redio bosi ko batrom Lnd ko bed
Man to B:ma kahan h
B:bosi me
M:jata hu
B:ch@t bja lo
M:kya
B:LND PE Baith jao


Koi Jhuka K Marta He
Koi Khade-Khade Marta He
Koi Dheere-Dheere Marta He
Koi Jaldi-Jaldi Marta He
Tub Jakar Scooter Start Hoga…


Bite da neck gently, chew the breast softly, spread the legs slowly & suck d juice excitingly. That is da way u eat’ Tanduri Chicken’

0 yr man: Dr meri age mein sex style kya hona chahiye?Dr: Dogy style.Man: Apka mtlab piche se…?Dr: Nahi sirf sungh aur chat


Agr ap ladkiyo se ghire rehna chahte ho aur chhte ho k wo apki cheej apne HATH me lekar MOOH me dale
to

ap Pani-Puri ka thela laga lo yaar.


Lady-Hello Police Station.?
A Men Has Entered Into My House End He”s Reping Me Rite
Nnoww
Caan
Yooouu
Aaahh
Mhhaaaa
Ummmm
Arrest Him Tomorow


Deve gowda was very impresd after
watching “Singh is King”.
Now he wants to act in movi. Its
titld as “Gowda is Lowda”


Srdar 1 din 15 GULAB ke phool le aya.

Biwi khusi ke k mare sare kpde utar k tang uper karke let gyi.

Sardar-kyo ghr me FLOWERPOT nahi he


Sardar ji k l_nd par makkhi ne dank mar diya.Sujan ki wajh se dard hone laga to ,wife boli?Hayo rabba,dard chala gaya par sujan na gaye


Santa-Ye Scuty kb Li?
Banta-Kal Rat1Ladki muje Scuty pr bht dur le gyi,
sb kpde utar boli-Jochahiye lelo
Main Scuty le Aya.Kpdo ka kya kr


Police:
Bachhe
ki gand
kyu mari
Muljim:Thand
lg rhi thi
& bachha
khubsurt tha
Pol:
Toh ab
bachha
kha h?
Mulj:
Wo khush
h aur sms
padh r


Grl-Tailor, Jb main jhukti hu to MeriPanty to Nhi Dikhti?

Tailor-Jara Jhuko

Grl-Ab?

Talor-Aur Jhuko

Grl-Ab?

Talor-Phnogi to dikhegi na


girl:Kash m car k nechay ajau
2 month school bund,
2girl:Kash m truck k niche ajau
5 month school bund,
Boy:Mrey nechay ajao 9 month…?


1 ladki ne 5 bacho ko janam dia
bed se utarte hi usne apne husband ko thapad mara
or kaha maine kaha tha na k kutte wale style se mat kar


Girls stel me phone aaya: seema hai kya?
Warden: kon seema, aage kya lagati hai?
Boy: abhi pata nahi 2 mahine pahle stayfree lagati thi..


Beti:Maa,Gaon me Fauji aye he
Maa:andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti he
Beti:Maa fauji Pakistani he
Maa:to bakri ko bhi andar le le


SAAS:Bahu,Muze 1 Pota Chahiye. BAHU:Bus 1 hi Chahiye,Aapka Beta to Meri CHUUT aise CHUUDTA hai jaise use puri Cricket Team hi Chahiye..

Condom says 2 whisper-Every month u stop my business for 1 week
Whisper replies-Ah,if u make mistake 1 time, i lose my business for 9 months


Sardar ji in bar-

man on his right says- JOHNEY WALKER single.

Man on his left says- PETER SCOTCH single.

Sardar- Dilraj singh, married.


Lady BR@ lete waqt
Apke yaha BR@ ki koun-2 si size he?

Sardr:Small, Medium,Large,Extra Large,Baap Re Baap
& Hey Bhagwan

Koun si du?


Ghor Kalyug Ka Sabut,Boy-Kya Mein Tumhara Hath Chum Sakta Hu,Girl-Kyu?Kutte,Kamine,Haramzade,Mere Hontho Pe Kya ZEHER Laga hai?


Sardar:Ab hmare bich kuch nhi rha,Mere sare COND0M mujhe dedo

Gf:Use kiye hue COND0M ki tokri le ayi or boli isme se jo tere ho dhund lo

Mom 2 kid:Bacche angutha chuste hai to unka pet phul jata hai.

1 din usne pregnent lady ko dekha aur bola: Muje pata he aapne kya chusa tha


Barish me Ladki k gile breasts dekh kar
Boy-Aapki headlight ON ho gaya.
Girl-Tumhe kya?
Boy-Par bijli ka khamba to mera hilta hai


Ek raand ne arz kiya he,
zara dhire se thoko sanam, mehangai ka zamana hai,
is 2 inch ki choot se,
zindagi bhar kamana hai.;-)


1 larki k dance par subne taali bajai

fir usne nanga dance kia to kisi ne taali nahi bajai

q

Q k
taali 1 haath se nahi bajati..! :))


Girl: Mere Mu M Ungli Dalo
Meri G-ND m Ungli Dalo

Ab Meri CH-T M Ungli Dalo

Boy:To Saali,
Ye L-ND Kya Tere Baap Ki GAND M Dalu..??


Why LANGOTI IS Known As LANGOTI ………???

Socho

Socho

Aur
Socho

Bcoz

It Covers “LuuUN & GOTI” ;-


If Your Boss Says

Nothing Is Impossible In Sales..

Than

Ask Him

2 Try & Wear A Condom After SEX


1 couple ka sex code KAPDE DHONA tha:
pati: aao machine chalate hain.
wife: baad me.
later:
wife: aao abhi..
pati: haath se dho liye..


BRA Aur BANIYAN Me Kya Fark Hai…?
BANIYAN ME KAPDA JYADA AUR LOAD KAM HOTA HAI…
BRA ME KAPDA KAM AUR LOAD JYADA HOTA HAI.


MAJBOORi
KYA hai?
?
?
?
?
jab koi LADKi 20 rupiye mein CHUDWAANE ko TAiYAAR ho…..
?
?

aur

?
tumhare JEB mein sirf 10 rupiye ho.


LADKA:Vidai k waqt ladkya itni Roti kyo hai? LADKI:Abe Gadhe tumhe pata chale k koi dur lejakr teri GAND aur CHUUT marega to tu Hsega kya..

GIRL:Apni Ungli Meri CHUUT Me Dalo, 2nd bhi dalo,Ab pura Hath Dalo,2nd bhi Dal do.Ab TALI Bajao. B:Nhi Bajti. G:Dekha meri CHUUT kitni TIT h


SuhagRat Ko Pati Ptni Pr Chada
Ptni Hasi
fir Chada Fir Hasi
Pati Ka Dimag Garm Ho Gya
Pati-Hasti Kyo He
Ptni-Pankhe Me Apki G@ad Dikhti he


“Yara Teri Yari Pe Muje Shak Nahi Tha”

“Yara Teri Yari Pe Muje Shak Nahi Tha”

“Lekin Sabne Teri Maari Kya Mera koi Haq Nhi Tha.


Chemistry ki class mein teacher ne ek ladki se pucha-:What is Nitrate?
Ladki sharmakr boli:- Sir, Night rate 1500/-& Hotel charges alag se


Man f*uckng a nurse
She shouts:it’s painful

Man: Kamini,daily u r injecting me where I dont hv hole
Im putting in ur hole & u say it HURTS


SuhagRat Ko Pati Ptni Pr Chada
Ptni Hasi
fir Chada Fir Hasi
Pati Ka Dimag Garm Ho Gya
Pati-Hasti Kyo h Ptn-Pankhe Me Apki G@ad Dikhti h


Wen All River$ Bcum Dry.
Wen All Bird$ Leave The $ky.
Wen All Frnd$ $ay
Gud Bye.
Remember I’ll Alway$ B There 4U
To $ay… “MAY I”


ladkiya apne mang me sindoor kyon bharti hai?
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sindoor se pata chalta hai ki
IS PLOT KA BHOOMI-PUJAN HUVA HAI


Sardarni:mera top utar!Sardar:ye leSardarni:meri jeans utarSardar:ye leSardarni: khabardar agli bar mere kapde pehne he to

Posted 01-January-2009:

Dulhe ne Dulhan ki ankh ko chuma

Wif-Ye kya

Hus-Ankh Zindgi ki kitab he

Wf-Bhosdike,
Niche choot m aag lagi he or tu kitab me ghus


Teacher ke Bade BOOLLS dekh student ne pucha,isme kitna calcium hai? TECHER:Isme itna calcium hai ki bina haddi ka LAAND bhi khada ho jaye.


I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every thucking day!


Lady:Our clerk is sexuly harasin me
Boss:How?
L:Everytime i pas by he says ur hair smels nice
B:Wats wrong?
L:He’s only 3 feet.


Arz kiya hai…
Kal chude so aaz chod,
aaz chude so ab,
bibi to roj chudati…he,
saali ko chodega kab…?
Wha…Wha…Kya baat hai…


Lalu Bipasha Ko Cycle Ke Aage Baitha Liya Wo Boli:Muje Dekh K Tumhe Kuch Nhi Hota,Lalu:Ye Ladies Cycle Hai Tuje Pata He Tu Kis Pe Bethi He

Teachar-Kabir Ka Doha Sunao.

Student-

Kabir Sala M@d@rch0d Doha Diyo Banaye.
Khud To G@adu Khisaki Liyo
Humar Diyo Fasaye.


4 Room in
a Lady”s
Body.
(i
__; ) show room
(i

_/ (_
(. )( .) play room
) . (

( .) .)
) .)store
( /

(. )( .)
) . (
( v )guest room


Sambha:Sardar,Thakur Ka Kya Karna Hai.
Gabbar:Kuch Nahi Uske Hath Kaat Do Aur Roz 3,4 Blue Film Dikho.
Woh Khud Tadap-Tadap Kar Mar Jayega


Se x Teacher:
kya l und me haddi hoti hai?
Girl:Yes sir!
Boy:No sir.
In ladkiyo ko kya pata inhone to sirf khada huva Lund hi dekha hai.


HELTH TIP for WOMEN:Haath se CHUUT CHUUDWANI ho to pahle hath k Nakhun kaat lo, nahi to CHUUT me Blood aa sakta hai.


Ldki Ko Lgi Thnd Usne Nikla Plastic Ka L_Nd Use Bhigoya Thuk Me Fr Dala Apni Ch00T Me Shuru Ho Gai Ch00dai Apko 2din Phle New Year Ki BADHAI


Apni BRA utaro, PANTY bhi utaro, BOOLL aur CHUUT par Petrol Dalo aur AAG Laga do.. Jo chiz mere LAAND k kaam na aye use rakhne ka kya fayda


LADKI Aur CYCLE Main Kya Farq Hai?CYCLE Par G_and Tika Kar Pair Hilana Padta he,Jab Ki LADKI Par Pair Tika Kar G_and Hilani Padti He


BRA kholne sePrvt(BOL)miltaH,PANTY kholne seKhai(CHUT)miltiH,LkhDrd ho mgrPrvt prLAAND ko chde bina rha nhi jta & Khi m gire bna mza nhi ata


Grl aftr hving sex with 4 Boys in Hostel
I shuld go,I m geting late
Boys:Kuch der or ruk jao
Grl:Or nhi ruk skti,Papa Bin wzah shak krt H


Galib pe ladki ne susu kar diya
Galib;
E chanchal shokh hasina
ye kaisi nadani he


Girl:-
aap jiske sapne dekhte he

ye usi jheel ka pani he


Tamanna Thi Unki JEANS ka buton kholne ki
BRA ka hook todne ki

PENTY ka elastic todne ki
Par dekho unki bewafai
Woh NANGI hi chali aai


Man to Lady in bus:Apne santre sambhaliye mam,they disturb me.
Lady: Tumko kya,Santre mere hai na.
Man: Ha par juice to mera nikal raha ha


1 pathan MEDICAL STORE par CONDOM lene gyapar naam hi bhul gyaUsne apna L@nd TABLE pe rakha or kahao yara iska COVER de do.

Door gaon mein ek basti thi,Wahan ki ladkiyan bahut sasti thi,Unki ga#d mein itni masti thi,Jitna dalo utna hasti thi.,But why r u smilig?


1stMale Organ Askd
2ndM.OrgAn:Film Dekhne Chale?
2ndM.O:Haa Lekin
Postr Theek Padhna
Adult Film Hogi To Sari Film
KHADE KHADE DeKHINI PADEGI


Srdar-Dr,mera LU^D khada nahi hota.
Dr-R u married?
No
Do u have girlfriend?
No
Do u visit raand?
No

To khada karke kya calender tangega


Qus-C0ndom Or G andu Mein Kya Farq He?Answer-Dono LUN Per Hi Chadte Hain,Kyu Sahi Kaha Ne Ab Mein Tuje Kya Kahu C0ndom Ya G_andu


Ramlal-Thakur Sahab Gabbar Ne Bahu Rani Ki Ijzat Lut Li.
Thakur-To Me Kya Karu?
Ramlal-Bahurani Puch Rahi H Gabbar Se Badla Lena He Ya Paise


Mam: use the condoms when u have sex.

Girl:would u be happy,when u will have to smell the flower after covering it with polythene?

Girl: Tum ladke kisi b ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho?

Boy: Ye to depend karta he ki ladki aa rahi he ya ja rahi he!!


Boyz ‘F’ rule

Find her
Follow her

Frend her
Flirt her

French her
Finger her

Force her
Fucck her

Forget her
FIND anothr.


Ldki:ma ye LND kya he?
Ma:tu jb achchi ladki banegi to tuje b 1 milega.
Ldki:or buri hui to?
Ma:to bahut sare milenge!


Ldki:ma ye L@@ND kya he?

Ma:tu jb achchi ladki banegi to tuje b 1 milega.

Ldki:Aur buri bani toh?

Ma:To bahut sare milenge!


Duniya ke 4 mushkil kaam
1-hatti ka lund hilana
2-macchar k lund pe condom chadana.
3-ziraffe ki gand marana.
4-kutti k lye bra banana..


Relience ka bed, BSNL ka bistar, Airtel ka takiya, TATA ki rajai..

Or uske under 1s sexy ladki phir.,

Hutch
Hutch

Wat an Idea sirji..!


Tum Duniya K Un Chandh Insano Mein Se 1 Ho Jinko Dekh K Unka Abba Kehta Hai.?

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K
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.
Kash

Us Din

Main Jaldi Sojata


Shamu:Arz Kiya Hai
Ramu:Irshaad Irshaad
Shamu:Arz Kiya Hai
Ramu:Irshaad Irshaad.
Shamu:Abe Kutte Bolne
To De!
Ramu:Wah! WAh!


husband condom dekh kar wife ko kehta hai
ye kachra yaha kyu pada hai

wife:aapke 2 dost aaye the mujhe kela khila kar
chilka yahi chod gaye


Sardar Pani Me LUN Duba Raha Tha
Wife:Kya Karte Ho?
Sardar:Khada Nahi Hota!
Wife:Pani Mei Kyo Dubate Ho
Sardar:Dkhta Hu PUNCTURE To Nahi Ho gya?


Pehli Raat Ko Kamre Ke Andar Jaate hi DULHAN Apna BLOUSE
KHOLNE Lagi,
DULHA-YE Kya
KAR Rahi Ho?
DULHAN-Maa ne kaha tha, jate hi doodh pilana..


Sex is heat,
Love is sweet.
When 2 lips meet
Love is complete.
Love is name
Sex is game
So, forget the name&
Play the game


Pakistani couple walking out of the divorce court

BIWI is crying her heart out

MIYA:
For God’s sake!
Stop crying!
WE ARE STILL COUSINS!


Dogs doing sex son:Ye kya ho raha hai…?
Dad:1 kutta sahara leker chal raha hai.
Son:Ghor kalyug hai. Jise sahara do wahi gand mar leta h 3

Jin ke pas hai woh hath mein lekar hilate hai,

Jin ke paas nahi hai who ungli daal kar hilate hai.

Who kya hai?

“TOOTH BRUSH!


Lady: So much of knee pain
Doc: Reason?
Lady: Doggy style of sex.
Doc: Don’t u know other styles?
Lady: I know but dog doesn’t


BISTAR Ready?
Yes Boss
.
SHARAB Ready?
Yes Boss
.
COND0M Ready?
Yes Boss
.
GIRL Ready?
No Boss
Why?
Broker Abhi SMS Padh Rha He


WHAT Is The HEIGHT OF Work Pressure ?
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Keeping Your LAPTOP On GIRL FRIEND’S BACK

And

Fucckkng Her IN DOGGI


SCRIPT
u hero
ur gf heroin
i villen
1st scene i kidnap & rappe her
bt u real hero
u marry her & u bcum father
film name
NAAM TERA,KAAM MERA


Ladki Chedo,
Maar Khane se mat Daro
Har Ladki ko Propose
Karo,
Inkar se Na Daro
GITA me Likha hai
KARM KAR,
FAL KI CHINTA NA KAR


Wo pas aate to hum
baat kr lete,
wo sath rehte to pyar
kar lete.

Kya majburi rahi jo wo
chale gaye,

wajah to batate to hum
intezar kr lete


Mamata: Condom kya hai?
Budhadeb: Yeh wo cheez hai;jisey pehan kar agar tera baap teri maa ke sath sota to aaj pura West Bengal nano na khota.


SEX
At 8-ignor it,
At 18-feel it
At 28-xplor it
At 38-enjoy it
At 48-pay 4 it
At 68-beg 4 it
At 88-Ab mar bhi jaa hawas k Pujar


Srdar-Dr,mera khada nahi hota.
Dr-R u married?
No
Do u have girlfriend?
No
Do u visit raand?
No

To khada karke kya calender tangega

Padosan Kaisi Ho?


Skin Gori Ho..
Ab Taq Kori Ho..
Chehra Gol Ho..
Bade-Bade BALL Ho..
Chhota Sa Hole Ho..
Gand Football Ho.
To Problem solve ho


Shrabi sex Kr Raha Tha
GaltiSe Piche Daal Diya
Biwi : Oh Ji Truck Galat Godam m Ja Raha H
Shrabi :Sali Ab Bata Rhi H Jb Diesal khatm Ho Gaya


Tere B0 0B Pe
Br aa Ka Pehra H
Na Jane Kis Umeed Pe Mera Lu nd Thehra H
Teri Ga nd Ki Ksam Aye Ra nd
Teri Ch 00t Ka Hole Surang Se B Gehra h


Dog make sex on road.
Son: papa, aa kutro ane kutri su kare che?
Papa: kutro kutri ne chalta shikhvade che.
Son:To ema CHODVAANI su jaror chey?


Ek Aadmi Chilla Raha Tha.

Sher Ka Pinjra Rs.50 Me

Sher Ka Pinjra Rs.50 Me

Logo Ne Paas Se Dekha To
UNDERWEAR Bech Raha Tha!!


Mochi Ki Biwi Se Uski Saheli Ne Pucha-Kal SuhagRat Kaisi Gujri.?
Biwi-Kya Kahu Kutte Ne Dono Surakh Sil Diye Or Pucha or Kaha Kaha Se Fati H

Women:Dr.sahab mujhe thode din bacha nhi chahiye…
Dr:YE COND0M LE LO… Women:Ye pani k sath lu,ya dudh k saath…
Dr:Keley ke sath!!!


Wife:remove my nighty.
sardar: ok

wife:remove my bra,
sardar: ok

wife:remove my pantee
sardar: ok

wife: “NEVER WEAR MY DRESS AGAIN


Harbhajan and Saniya Negulty=
Harbhajan Ne Land Nikal Kar Uske Pet Par Rakh Diya
Saniya-Yaha Kyo Tikaya.?
Harbhajan-Yaha Se Spain Karwaunga.


Lady:Muje bachha nhi ho rha
sheli:tumhare pati me fault hoga
L:unme nhi mujme he
S:kyo
L:Q K pure mahole me 2fault nhi ho skta na.


Paap se fati BRA
adharm se fati Panty
dosh se fata BH@@SDA
jinke L~ND m hogi takat apar
jo karega is CH~T ka nash
wohi kahlayega CHUDEV


Ladki ko bus me khade dekh 1 Aged PersoN ne use Apni God me bitha liya.
Thodi dER Baad ladki uthi aur Boli-
Yar to mujhe bitha ya “Use”


HONEY MOON
H-Hey!Mat Karo
O-Oh!Na Dabao
N-Nipple Dukhti Hai
E-Etna Lamba
Y-Ye dalo gey
M-Mar Gai
O-Or Dalo
O-Or Tez
N-Nikal Gya


Bys-Ladkiya Pepsi ki tarh hoti he,
Jitna Pio utna zyada maza ata he
Grls-Ladke Juice ki tarh hote hai
Jab maza ane lgta hai
Khatm ho jatA Hai


Wife:
Raat Chor Aye, Balatkar Kar Chale Gaye
Sardar:
Unko Roka Nhi
Wife:
Bahot Roka,
Par Bole Ab Takat Nhi,
Kal fir Ayenge


1 Ladki Ki Br@ Galti Se Khidki Se Road Pe Guzarte Hue Doodhwale K Pas Girti He
Wo Ladki Se Kehta Hai:O Madam Aapki Doodh Ka Dhadkan Gir Gaya


Dekh Teri Fti Salwar

Uth Gayi Meri Choti Talwar

Us Talwar Se Kiya Jub Mene Var

To Usme Se Nikli Aisi Dhar
Jisse Bana Apna PARIVAAR..


Question: Why do most men prefer to kiss a woman’s lips?
Answer: That’s the best way to shut a woman’s Horizontal mouth &
open the Vertical one


Man:Kiss Karun?
Gal:Lipstick Kharab Hogi.
Man:Boob Dabaun?
Gal:T-Shirt Kharab Hogi?
Man:Fuck?
Gal:Period Me Hun?
Man:Don’t Say Loose Motions Hai


Ek lund.
rand gora.
Qadd 8 inch.
Rubber ka chogha pehne huwe.

jin sahab ko milay g@nd main dal lena.


Har Painty Me Ak Raaz Hota He
Har Bra Ka Anokha Andaj Hota He
Jub Tak Land Ki Chot Na Lage
Tab Tak Har Ladki Ko Apni Choot Par Naaj Hota


What’s the diff between sania and mayawati’s boobs
Sania’s are big tight cute and has pink nipples
That’s my experience ab mayawati ka aap batao


Frnd: AirH@stes Ne Q Mara?

Pthan: O Yaara Uska Qamez
G@*nd Me Ghusa Hua Tha Maine Bahar Nikala,

Use Bura Laga To Maine Wapis Dal Diya.


1st Sardar:Mai ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga?
2nd Sardar:Kya yaar,badhe mood mein hai.
1st Sardar:Nahi Yar bahut tight ho rahi hai.


Santa-I just found a lost ball.
Banta-How do u know it was lost?
Santa-Because the kids down the street r looking all over the place for it.


Mallika came 2 the swimming pool in bra&panty.
Gaurd: Here 2 piece costume is not allowed
Mallika: Toh fir Kaunsa utaron.


Ek vishesh suchna:

SEX karte samay agar CONDOM na mile to M-SEAL istamal karen.
‘Kyon ki, Ek tapakti boond aapki kismat badal sakti hai’


Sardar to Wife:Gulabo! Yeh CHADDI kis ki sookhney daali hai?

Wife:MERI bahen ki hai

Sardar:KAMAL hai,pehney huway to kabhi nahi dekhi

Dhoni:Dad I want2mary Sania.

Dad:Y?

Dhoni:Dr.Has advisd me2drink 5 Litres milk daily.

Dad:Stupid u marry Rakhi Savant V both can dr


/ / l (
;c(,,,)@ )
‘ ”
, , , l /
pagal he vo log jo use muth kehte he ye wo he jo ch00t ki yad me rasta badal gye


Raat Ko Sex Karte Wakt
Santa Apni Wife Ko Bola
Or Dabao
Or Dabao
Wife Boli-Bh0sdike,
Ja Ganne Ka Juice Nikl Ne Wali Machine Me Jake Dal


1st Sardar:Mai ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga?
2nd Sardar:Kya yaar,badhe mood mein hai.
1st Sardar:Nahi Yar bahut tight ho rahi hai.


Santa-I just found a lost ball.
Banta-How do u know it was lost?
Santa-Because the kids down the street r looking all over the place for it.


Mallika came 2 the swimming pool in bra&panty.
Gaurd: Here 2 piece costume is not allowed
Mallika: Toh fir Kaunsa utaron.


Dog 1: me new in this area!
i want 2 see ur BOSS.
Dog 2:ssshh Slowly,dont make noice
Boss is reading dis msg!


Saas:Kapde sookh rahi thi
Sasur:ye kala kapda kiska hai
SAAS:Bahu ki panty hai
Sasur:Achha-Achha kabhi pahne hue dekha nahi na,Isliye pch


Man jumps into his bed & start fuc*kin.
Woman in bed says:Jijaji me ap ki biwi nahi sali hu radha.
Man:Ab kaha ki radha,jab ghus gaya adha


Son- Mom Me Tumhari Shadi K Baad Kyu Paida Hua…?
Mom-Tumhe Bahar Aane Ka Rasta Nhi Malum Tha,
Tumhare Ded Ne Khod Khod Kar Rasta Banaya


kaamvali bai ko condom mila
bai:ye kya hai?
MALKIN:tere gaon me SEXX nhi karte kya?
BAI:karte hai,par itna nahi k lundd ki khal utar jaye


Bachi Ne Apna Dewana Bana Rakha He
MAMO Or CHO0T Ka Jadoo Jagae Rakha He
Mudat Hogye Nhi Dekha Usko Humne
Uski Yad M LAND Ko Utha Rakha Hai


A raped girl 2police’saab,1ne mere b@bs dabaye.2ne kis kiya.3ne g@nd mari.4ne ch-t ch-di.
OFFICER’F.I.R. LIKHA RAHI H YA L@ND UTHA RAHI H


Girl:darling sex k bad tum itna kyu thak jate ho!

Boy:ROAD ko kya fark padta he,Ghista to tyre hi he


Sahwag Say Wife-Aaj Pitch Gili He Me Jaldi Thak Jaunga.
Wife-Tumhe To Aadat He Bahane Banane Ki
Kal Isi Pitch Pe Dhoni Ne Centuri Maari Tha.


Sex pe Tax?
Chodn wale 100%
Gnd marne wale 75%
b00bs dabane wale 50%
Kiss karne wale par 25%
Lekin Tu mat
Gabhrana
Muth marna TAXFREE hai


Yesterday my LUN had an accident wid a PHUDDI & admitted to CHOOT hospital near TOPA chowk
Dr TATTA said:matter is serious GAND needed.


This is what your bum
looks like after 4
nights of anal sex

night1
(_._)

night2
(_o_)

night3
(_0_)

n ight4
(__((O))__)


After sex, a woman says 2 a man:you
have a very small flute!” D man
replies,”well,I didnt knw if I was
expected 2 perform in a city
hall


Chaachi ne chaat ki
dukan kholi.
Dukan kholte hi bahar
lambi line lagi.


Chaachine bahar bod
lagya:

10Rs.ME
CHAACHI ki CHAT LO .


Amithab- 1 karor ke liye sawal- Apki biwi ki CH00T ke balo ka rang kya he?

Santa- Me help line use karonga- PHONE A FRIEND


Lady Dukandar Se:-
Sarri Me Ak Bhi Ched Dikha To Me Sarri Vapas Kar Dungi.
Dukandar- Madam Aap “Ched” To Dikhaiye
Me Saari Free Me De Dunga


Jewellery Shop me 1 Sardar ki Zabardast Pitayi ho gayi.
Kyu?
Usne SalesGirl se kaha “Aapka 1-1 Item Ghazab ka hai”Aaj SONE ka kya Bhaw hai?


Galib NE Ladki Ko Periods Me Dekha To Arz Kia
Salwar K Niche Se Tapak K Pani Laal Ata He
Kamal Ho Gaya Galib, Kya Ander B Koi Paan Khata H


1Ladka 1Ladki Se:Mai Kunwari Ladkiyon se S_-x nahi karta.
Ladki:kyo?
Ladka:Kyo ki mujhe Khoon-Kharaba Pasand nahi hai..!


mechanic ki wife ko delivery hui
Wife ne husband ko sms bheja:”aapka spare part aa gaya hai.”
Husband ne reply me puchha:”NUT hai ya BOLT?


What is the defination of a Dhobi?
THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN LEGALLY SAY TO EVERY MARRIED WOMAN- “Kapde nikal ke rakho, main aata hoon!”


Teacher:TuM kaL school kyo nhi aye?
Monu:PaPa k 7 tha
T:kya kr rahe the?
M:papa ka Lnd pkr k mom ki CH@@T pe Lga rha tha
Wo andhe he na


Boy:why grls like more holi than boys?
Another boy: bcos they have two balloons of 5ml and bolys have only one pichkari of thum


Sonu:Agar tum sex k mud me ho to mera lund 2bar hila do.
Mina:Aur me kahu ki me sex k mud me nahi hu to?
Sonu:to lund ko 60-70 bar hila do


Roman girl ask an Egyptian boy
,”What can you do for me..?”

The boy replies

“Come behind the pyramid,
I shall make you a mummy..”


Teacher To A Boy:

“Khamosh Ho
Jao Nahi To Khara
Kr Do Gi.”
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All The Boyz
Shouted:

“Pehlay Mera
Pehlay Mera”


1Dost Say: Yar Bv Nu Birthday Tay Ki Gift Dawan? 2Dost: Apna Luuun Day. 1Dost: Nai Yar Koi Wada Gift Das. 2Dost: Far Mera Luun Day Day

GoLdEn WoRdS
AgAr TuM JiSe PaSaNd KrTe Ho UsSe
Na Pa SkO Tu…
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‘Jaa Ke Kahin GaanD Marao’ ;->


If nipples r called ‘boondi’ in hindi, thn wat wil d Boo bs called?

B( . )( . )NDI
KE
LADDOO..


Sardarni’s pregnancy report.
Dr:She is not pregnant it was GAS PROBLEM !
Sardar:Hayo Rabba,
Saanu Lund Diya Ke Hawa Bharne Da Pump.Gud nItE


Sham diyo se sjay baithe he
Khusbo snso m bsaye baithe he
Hmri diwngi to dekho unhe raat ko ana he
Hm subah se hi C0NDOM chadhe baithe he


Raat ko 3 type k log jagte hai
1.Bhooth-Insan ko darane k liye

2.Machar-Insan ko satane k liye

3.Husband & wife-Insan ko banane k liy


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