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Sep
16

On Engagmnt,Girls Dad gav a Note to Boy

“GOODS DELIVERD ONCE WIL NOT B TAKEN BAK”

>Boy gav a Note to Girls Dad “CONDITION NOT VALID IF SEAL IS BROKN”


>NEHA to Mom:-
Mom I hav Started L0ving A Boy!
M0m:-Wat??
Hw 0ld Is He?
Wat D0z He D0?
NEHA:-He Is 3 Months 0ld.
Happily Kicking In My St0mach!!!


What is more difficult than getting a Pregnant woman into a TATA Nano?

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ANSWER-
Making a Woman Pregnant inside a Nano


Sardar Was Advising His Son At D Dining Table: ‘Oye Roti Khaa Roti, LULLI Waddi Hoyegi !!

Sardarni [Sharmake]:Sardarji,Tussi V Khao Naa..


Law of Reverse Dynamics:
When a Man becomes Rich He Becomes Naughty &
When a Woman Becomes Naughty,She Becomes Rich..


SHAHRUKH in
5vi Pass

SeX krte Samay 2mhari BV kesi Aawaz nikalti he?
A. YesSs
B. Aaahh
C. Oohh
D. Uuhhii MaaAa

SARDAR- I want 2 CalL A Frnd.


Callgirl Trying 2 Bcum A Teacher

Principl-Can U Teach
Zoology
Biology
Physiology

Girl-No I Can Teach Only
Choos-loji
Daal-loji
Nikal-loji


Congrats Yaar..

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Ur Work Succeded

Ur Perfomance is Xcellnt

Very Good Yaar

Fantastic!

Superb

“MY DOG IS PREGNANT”


SANTA-Abe Lawde, Aaj Half-Chaddi Q pehni

BANTA- Saturday Half day
So, Half Chaddi

SANTA- Sundy ko tere Ghar kabhi nai Aaunga


Ghma ghuma k kro

Utha utha k kro

Thok thok k kro

Sase rok k kro

Tange utha k kro

Jitna b kro halka mehsus kro

Kya

BABA RAMDEV KA YOGA


Koi Kehta Tha Advani Ki Sarkar,
Koi Kehta Tha Mayawati Ki Sarkar,
Koi Kehta Tha Pawar Ki Sarkar,

Par Sach To Ye H

Sub Ki Maar Gaya Sardar!


Wen do girls get Full Marks, Boys fail in Practicals?
Answr: Wen they both Keep d First Buttons of their
SHIRT Open in front of d External!

On Engagmnt,Girls Dad gav a Note 2Boy
“GOODS DELIVERD ONCE WIL NOT B TAKEN BAK”
>Boy gav a Note 2Girls Dad “CONDITION NOT VALID IF SEAL IS BROKN”


Whts d difference between Secretary & Personal Secretary???

SECRATORY: Good Morning Sir

PERSONAL SECRATORY: Oh My Goddd..
Its Morning Sirrr


Arz kiya hai..
Jawani tere LUND pe kuch iss tarah ayi..

Jawani tere LUND pe kuch iss tarah ayi..

Kutte ki GAAND b tujhe CHUT Nazar ayi..


GARIB WIFE Neha : Sunoji WHISPER lena hai…

HUSBAND: Bhookh mitane k liye to roti nahi,

aur tujhe CHUUUT sukhane k liye DOUBLE ROTI chahiye??


An Indepndnt Study has Proved dat those Who have a Bad SEX Life & Who r Crap in Bed r Reading dis Message in their Right Hand!

There r 2 Things Men Really Want W0men To D0 In A Hurry…

Dress
&
Undress!! :)


Lala weekly Kothepe jake bhav pata krtatha
Dost-Jab tune kuch arna nahi to rate kyu puchta h
Lal-Me check krtahu Biwi mehngito nai pad rahi


An independant study has proved dat those who have a bad SEX life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!


Chandu k Chacha ne Chandu ki Chachi ki Chut Chati to,
Chachi Chilayi, Chutiye Chut Chaatna Chhod, aur Condom Chdaake Chod.


Aaj BALATKARI baba ka janamdin LUNDDPUR me dhumdam se manaya jyga. BLUEFILM aur SEX samagri banti jaygi
Ye Msg khaas RANDIBAAZ LAWDO k liye hai


Club me Dancr jhuki to
American N 100Rs Uski Bra m Dala
British N 200Dle
Srd n ATM Crd Uski Bra m Ghusya or
300Rs Nikal Lie!


How to tel Ur
Girl-Frnd if U wants to go to URINE during Dinner
>Darling,
I hv to Shake Hand with a Close Frnd wit whom
I wil introduce U Later


Sardar used 2Fuck Sardrni using Milk as Lubricnt
Later She was rushd to Hospital.
Wn Doctor came out of OT&Said
‘No Baby or Baba,
Just 1Kg MAWA’!


B4 U LOVE
>Kiss
B4 U KISS
>PRESS
B4 U PRESS
>Hot Her


How 2 Make her Hot?
>Flow Ur Body Heat into her Body by Holding Her Tight wit Ur Arms &Legs

Wife &Husbnd returnd 4m HONEYMOON
HUSB: Hw did U Njoy d Whole Week?
WIFE: d Whole Week has made My Hole Weak!


HARD CORE FACT:
If d Eye Sight of a Man & Woman hv Met
No Power on Earth cn Stop there othr Organs
{LUND & CHUT}
4m meeting..


POEM-ELTON JOHN
Luv Ur Luv in Such a Way dt She Finds No Bettr Place thn Ur Heart 2Stay
Bt if She stil manags 2gt awy
Sory Dude its Tym 2Turn GAY


Teri Maa Ki..

Tere Baap Ki..

Teri Bahen Ki..

Tere Bhai Ki..

Tere Pure Khandan Ki

JAAN HAI TU PAAGAL…
Apna Khayal Rakh!


When MTNL introduced
Push-Button
Telephone in place
of Old
Dial Phone,
their Ad Campaign was
‘BAHUT GHOOMAYA,
AB
DABAAO’


Women have 4 Types of SEX:

1.Asthmatic
ah Aah

2.Obedient
Yes Oh

3.Greedy
More Gimme more

4.Religious
Oh! My God


FUNNY FACT:
90 Pple got d SWINE FLU & evrybody wants to wear mask.

Million pple have AIDS & no one wants wear a condom.!


Q: CONDOM Aur GANDU Me Kya Farq Hai?

A: Dono LUND Pr Hi ChadTe He

Kyu Sahi Kaha Na?

Ab Lawde Mai Tujhe Kya Khu
>CONDOM Ya GANDU !!


7O Yr Old Man asks his Wife do U Feel sad Wen U See Me Runing bhind Yung gals?
Wyf replies:
Nt at al, Evn dogs chase Cars bt dey cant drive it!


DIFFRENCE btwn POWER & STAMINA >>
khade lund pe gilla towel rakhna POWER hai..
oR towel k sukhne tak lunnd ko khade rakhna STAMINA!!!;-)


Subjiwala: Madam ye 500 ka note blauj mai se nikala hai kya. Madam:hann par apko kaise pata. Subji wala:kyoki gandhiji ka muh abhi bhi khula hai.


Man: My 5yr old son s so nagty tht he med our maid pregnant
Frd: Hw’s tht posible?
Man:He has punctured al my condms with pin


Mathmatcal Bra=AlgeBRA
Stripd Bra=ZeBRA
Sunsgn Bra =LiBRA
Magcal Bra=AaBRA ka daBRA


U knw only ladies BRA

PENIS At Differnt Ages..

>15-18 Pehla Nasha

>18-3O Dhoom Machale

>3O-4O Kabi Khusi Kabi Gam

>41-55 Kal Ho Na Ho

>6O Papu Cant Dance Sala!


Wt is d differnce Betwn Own Wife& Othrs Wife?

Own Wife is CHOCLATE Can Eat AnyTym

Bt Othrs Wife is ICECREAM Shud Eat Immediatly


Man was having SEX with a very Ugly Girl..?
GIRL-Jaanu, Mere andar sabse KhOObSurat chiz kya hai…?

BOY-MERA LUND…?


Niche Apke liye
Dosti ka GIFT h

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Ye Danda he

Ghused lo Isse GAAAND me Apni.
Ek to SMS Nahi krte Aur Gift C


Hey!
On What Mode is Ur Cell
Wenevr I Call,
it says
>Apne Dial kiya Customer HAGNE {POTTY} k liye baitha he.
Krupaya GAAAND dhone k baad Try kre


Q: Wt did Newton’s PENIS say to him aftr seeing a SEXY NAKED Woman?

Ans: Fuck Ur Laws of Gravity,
I’m going Uppppp..


What wud confuse a
GAY i.e HOMOSEXUAL?

Ans:An Apple!

Confused!

I knew u wuld be!
I alwys had a doubt on U.
Nw I m Sure.


GIRL: Hw Can I See Futre?
SWAMI: Very Simple. Kapde Utaro Aur Ghodi Ban Jao.g
GIRL: I Think U Wnt to FUCK Me
SWAMI: Dekha, Dikhne Laga Na Future


MALLIKA BRA me BOOBS kaise dalti hai?
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Bas, Aise hi
Daba Daba k


d Perfect Way to avoid CONDOM Accident
>Use double CONDOM with Chilly Powdr in btwn
If Outr Breaks,She wil Knw
If Inner brks U wil Knw..
Try it!


Boy-Cinema Chale
Girl-Nhi Waha Tum Chuchi Dabaoge
B-No
G-Kiss kroge
B-No
G-Chut Pe Hath Lagaoge
B-No
G-BhosdiKe Waha Kya Apni Gand M Ungli dloge


Girl-I’m loosing my mind & i cannot remember anythng Aftr 5min

Dr-Dnt worry Jst take off all ur clothes & lie down.


CHUTKULE Na Hote To Har Baat Me Maza Nahi Hota

Par Ham Kete Hain K
>CH00T-KHULE
Na Hote To Hr RAAT
Ka Koi Maja Na Hota


Yaad aaye hamari to boobs pe hath ghumana

Chaho to Hmko bhula dena

Hmari Yaad Aaye to kabhi Rona Nhi

Bas GAAND
mai Ungli
dalke hila
dena


DAD: Dear Son, like whom do U like to live?
Son: Like Gandhiji.
DAD: Great! Why do U like him?
SON: He Married at d Age of 13.


CHILD: Aunty ka Pet {STOMACH} kyu phula he
DAD: Tuje sab pata he
C:Nahi pata,Promise
PAPA: Inka pet Pani se bhar gya he
C:Oh No! Bachha dub jyag


WIFE: Aaj Muje itna Khush kro k Utni Khusi kabi na huyi ho?
>Fir Kya?
SARDAR Wife ko sari Raat

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Gud-Gudi krta raha


Kya Tujhe SAJA Lu Apni CHUT Par,
Kyu Diwana Hai tu Meri Boobs ka.
Aja Khuja du tere LUND ko,
Kya Banega TAJ Meri Machalti Jawani ka.


NEHA:-Mai jab bhi Cigrate piti hu har kash ke saath 1 kapda utaar deti hu.
DOCTR-Kuch samajh nahi aaya.
Ye lo Cigrate aur Aaram se baith k batao


BOND 007 :- Mona, You are not Wearing Panty today?
MONA:- Yes Sir, You are Great..How did You Know that?
007:- I can See Dandruff on Ur Shoes..


A Smal Boy brings his Cat 2 School.
TEACHR askd Y?
BOY tearfuly replies:I heard Dady teling Mom
“I m going 2 tear Ur PUSSY aftr d Kids go 2Schol”


Man: NEHA, Thoda Dur Khade Rahiye, Aapke Santre Dab Rahe Hai

NEHA: Aapko Kya Taklif Hai

Man: Santre Aapke Dab Rahe Hai, Juice Mera Niklta Hai

NEHA: All MEN hv Double Standrds:

Hate Cats-Luv PUSSIEES

Hate Donkys-Luv ASS

Eat Chicken-Feed COKS

Hate Dog-Njoy Maximum in Doggy Style


SARDAR: R U Pregnant?
GIRL: Not at all!
SARDR: Then Y Whenever I send U a SMS, Ur delivery
report comes?


NEHA- Maa ek baat kahu?

MAA- Kaho beti

NEHA- Maa, Mujhe CHUT ReCharge krni he

MA- Na Beti, thode din Ruk ja LifeTime kr Lena


Aapko Di Gayi GAND 1 Suvidha H Naki Aapka Adhikar
Iska Upyog Tatti Karne Me Kare GAND Marwane Me Nahi

-GAAAND CARE SOCITY DWARA JANHIT ME JAARI-


A Very Hairy Dog Bites Banta

But

He Offers Him Biscuit
Santa:R U Mad
Banta:Yaar 1Bar Pata Chal Jaye Iska Mooh Kidhar Hai
Phir
Iski GAND Marunga


Why LANGOTI Is cald LANGOTI?

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Socho..

Socho..

Bcoz It Covers
‘LUND & GOTI’..


Voice Of Women b/w SEX
USA:Ah Yeah
UK:Come on Beb
INDIA:Ui Maa
PAK:BhaiJan Dhirese Ammi Jag Jygi


School me bachhe k Papa ne Teacher se kaha:- Madamji, Thodi Aap Koshish karo, Thodi hum karte hai, bachcha to nikal hi jyga!

Wen U Dont Kno Whethr 2LuV Or Hate,
Wen U r in a Confusd State, Dont Fight &
Dont Debate,
Just Sit Alone &MASTURBATE!


Zoo Me Haathi Ka LUND Dekh K Bachha Bola: Maa Ye Kya Hai?

MAA: Kuch Nahi Hai

>Turant Papa Bole:-Dekha Beta Teri Maa K Liye Ye Bhi Kuch Nahi Hai


Wen do girls get Full Marks, Boys fail in Practicals?
Answr: Wen they both Keep d First Buttons of their
SHIRT Open in front of d External!


SUHAGRAT
k
3Din
Bad
Jb DULHA
Room se Nikla
to
DOST
Bole
Itni
LAMBI SUHAGRAT?
DULHA Bola KAMINO
Pehle
Ye
Batao
TEL
Wali
SISI
Me
FEVICOL
Kisne Dala


Wt is
Diffrnc Btwn LAPT0P & MALLIKA?
>LAPT0P ko M0USE chahiye..!!
>MALLIKA ko BLOUSE chahiye..!!


Papa ne SEX k Waqt apne bete ko Balcony me betha
dia
BETA Bola-Dad,Ramu ki Maa b CHUD rhi he
Papa-Kese pta chala?
BETA-Wo b Balcony m betha h

Kissing At top Holding at Middle
Fire At bottom..

U kno d Ans?

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CIGGERATE

Bt I like d way u thinking


BABA FATI mandir me Matha tekne k liye jhuka. 1andhe ne uski gand ko gulak samajkar 1rupya dal diya.Baba ghum k bola”GHANTI B BAJA LE MADARCHOD”

70Yr OLD MAN:DR,Meri AGE me Sex Style Kya honi Chaiye?

DR:DOGGY Style

OLDMAN:Apka Matlab Piche se dalu

DR:NAHI MADARCHOD
Sirf
SOONGH Aur CHAAT


Kiss Is Key To Start SEX Frm Top Floor.
If U Pass, Then U Go To 2nd Floor 2Play Basketball.
If U Pass, Then U Go To Ground Floor To Play Snooker!


See My New FILMS

>KAHANI JHULTE BOOBS KI

>WO PEHLI CHUDAI YAAD ATI HAI

>KAHANI CHOTE LUND KI

>PYASI KUNWARI VIDHWA

>BIWI SE RAPE KAISE KRU


Wt is diff btwn e-Fuck & e-Rape?
In Modrn Age,Gals Put Mobil In Pusy Wit Vibratr Mode&Ask BoyFrnd 2Cal!
Dats Cald e-Fuck
If Othr Cals
Its e-Rape!


Meri CHUT dekho

Laal hai

Mulaym hai

Chikni hai

Raseeli b he

Chuchi Mast hai

LAWDE tera LUND Khada krwana tha
Teri GrlFrnd ne kha tha


Why r Daughter in Law & Mother in Law opposite??

Bcoz
Mother teaches son how 2Wear Underwear for4yrs

Bt wife,
Teaches 2remov in just 4seconds

JUDGE- Aapko Kab Aaisa Laga K Aapka RAPE Hua Hai ?

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NEHA:-Jab Ye 1000Rs. K Note Duplicate Nikla..


SEX-POEN
Described In Sanskrit
Adharm Chummam,
Golam Chusam,
Hastam Golam Dabe Dabe..
Tangam Chiram,
Lingam Ghusdam,
Sarv Masti,
Mazey Mazey..


Sali: Jija Ji 500 Rs. Dedo, Next Week Dungi..

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Jija: 1500 Le Le Par Abhi De De..


Favourate BLUE-FILMS of NEHA
1.Mai Lawde ki Diwani hu
2.Kabi CHUT Kabi LUND
3.Desh me nikli hogi RAAND
4.Kyuki NEHA b kabi Virgin thi


OSCAR Nominatd Blue Films:

1. Hasina K Gaand Me Pasina

2. Ghar Me Sali To Puri Raat Diwali

3. Utar K Pannty, So Gai Aunty


Some girls beg &some girls borrow.

Sum gls lead &
sum gls follow

Sum bring joy &
sum bring sorrow

But,d best ones just blow,suck &swallow


Aftr SEX, Girl ran to Hostel bathrum. Stuck her head b/w her legs lukin at hr h0le-it was 8″ long whn went in but 4″ whn came out wheres rest??


TEACHR-Dhobi ka Kutta na ghar ka Na Ghat ka
>Giv Same Example
BOY-Hijade ka SAAMAN
Na LAWDE ka
Na CHUT ka


TEACHR-Dhobi ka Kutta na ghar ka Na Ghat ka

Jise Koyal Samja Bhenchod Wai Kauwa Nikla

Dost K Nam Pr Bhdwa Madrchod Nikla

Jo Rokte the Hame Chodne Se

Usi Chodu Lawde k Jeb se Condom Nikla

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Kya dekhra be Lawde
Tera dimag to gya


Gabbar: Ye Hath Muje de Thakur
Thakur:Lawde Teri Maa ki Chut.Meri Potty wali Gaand Teri Maa dhoygi kya?
Mere Lawde pe Muth teri Bahen maregi kya?


1aadmi nurse ko chod raha tha
nrse chillai dard ho raha he
man:khud waha injection lagati hai jaha hole nhi aur tujhe hole me dard ho raha h


HUSBAND: Muje nind aa rhi hai.
Kuch SEX ho jaye?

WIFE: Madarchod, Meri CHUT me kya teri Maa Lori ga rhi he jo bina Chode tuje nind aa jygi!!


Usually Wat Woman say after SEX?

I Luv U?
No
That was great?
Not again!
I Luv it?
Nahi Yaar

Jawab Hai:
Meri BRA PANTY Kaha Hai


Santa:Wt Is Similrity B/N a Bank & Bra?
BANTA:Dono K Andr Jitna MAAL Jyada
Utna Interst Jyada


AWARD Winning SEX POETRY:
itz Nt d LENGTH
its Nt d SIZE
its Nt How many times u mak it RISE
its nt hw wel it FITS
Bt its al abt HOW LATE IT SPITS

SIR: Wo Kaun si Chiz hai Jo Tumne Suni pr dekhi nai
NEHA:-’Behen ka Lawda’


NEHA: Agle Janam Mai Chand Banna Chahugi..
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BOY: Aur Mai Chand Pe Chadhne Wala Pehla Insan


Taazi Hawa Me LUND Ki Mehak Ho,
Pehli Kiran Me CHUT Ki Chamak Ho,
Jab b Khole Aap Apni CHADDI,
Uske LUND Ko Bas Mere CHUT Ki Chahat Ho


Thr r Tulips in My Gardn!
Thr r Tulips in Park!
Bt n0thing is mor B’ful dan 0ur tw0 lips meeting in Dark!!

Who wants to KISS ME?
Tell@9021057513


Nasbandi ki Team Dubara Apne Gaon Me Dekh Kar ek Budha Bola-In MADARCHODO Ne Connection to Pahle Hi Kat Diya
Ab LAWDE Handset Bhi Le Jaenge Kya?


Girl: I m like a Radio
My Rt Nipple is Volume control
Left Nipple is Tuner
Boy:I Turnd Both But Thr is no Sound
Girl:Plug to Daal Madarchod


Reasn 4 divorce

Woman:I xpectd dis ========>
atleast dis ====>
bt got dis =>

MAN:I xpectd dis ()
atmost dis ( (
bt wat is dis
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Zindgi
Ki
Sbse
Khtrnak Pariksa:
>Talvar ki Dhar K Upar Khuli GAND se Fisalna or
LUND se Break Marna
Kya hua
Soch k Gand Fat Gyi..


NEWTONS URINE LAW
No Mater Hw Much U PRES it
SHAKE it
ROTat it
SLAP it&
PUL it
Last DROP of Urine Wil Alwys Fal In CHADDI


Suhagrat pe Sardarni Sardar se boli “Aaj duniya ka sbse gndaa kaam kar do”

Srdar ne muskrate hue apni pant utari

OR

BED PE POTTY KR DI


Santa-Engine Me Aur Larki Ki Choot
Me Kia Farq Ha ?

Banta- Farq Ka To Pta
Nhi Albatta Agr Dono Me Tail
Na Dalo To Gair Phansta Hai


A Fat HUSBND Electrician] While SEX:-Bolo Priye Tumhe Kya Gam H
WIFE:Load Zyada Or Voltage Kam H


Teacher gave 2 translat hindi 2 Eng Khushi ke maare uski chhati phool gai
Srd translated Due2 hapines his chest turned 2 brest..


1Sardar Ko Muslim Pakd k le gye
Tu Islam Kabul Kr WrnaTeri Gardan Kat Dege
SARDAY:Ye Kaisa Dharm He
Kabul Na Karo To Gardan &Kabul Karo To Lulli


RANI:Tum HONEYMOON k lie kaha-kaha gyi thi?
NEHA:Shimla,Darjiling,Nainital
RANI:Accha
Waha Kya Kya dekha?
NEHA:Sirf CEILING FAN


Dukhi Premika NEHA Premi se:
Buri Khabar hai,
Meri Shaadi Pakki ho Gayi…

Premi :
Chalo Achha Hua…
Ab CONDOM k Bina Bhi Kar Sakte Hai.


A SaNam Teri LUND Me Wo Dam Nhi,
jo MERI CHUT Ko JAGA De

Ye Mohabt Hai Koi CHUT LUND KA KHEL Nai

Jo Aaj Hans K khela Aur Kal Ro K Bhula De


Oye! Tere Pet Me Haathi Ka Bachcha Hai!!

Tune Bataya Nahi

Nahi Manta?

Abey Hai

Proof Karu Kya?
Abe Underwear Utar K Dekh, Soond Bahar Hogi


A baniya do sex alternate days:
His friend asks why not you do regularly.
Baniya Replies: Ke kare, ek din to condom sukhane me bhi lag jaave he


SECRET OF LONG LIFE

Morning 2 EGGS with MILK

Evening 2 PEGS with Chips

&

Night 2 LEGS with LIPS

ENJOY LIFE wit My TIPS


Bina Hath Pair wale Admi ne Vesya k Ghr k Drwaza khtkhataya
Vesya boli-Abe 2 krega kese?
Admi bola-2Sirf ye soch,mene Darwaza kese Khatkhataya???


Samunder Kinare Baithe Hain.. Kabhi To Lehar Aayegi..

Kismat Badle Na Badle..
GAAAND To Dhul Jayegi..


BRA kholne se PARVAT milta he
PANTY kholne se KHAAI milti he
Parvat pr chade bina rha nahi jata &Khaai me gire bin maza nai ata


Sardar’s Wife@Nyt
Dhoom Machale
Dhoom Machale
Dhoom Dhoom
SARDAR:-Bhut Machali Dhoom
Ab Bistar Bichale GAAAND Ghumale
Ab krge Dishum-Dishum



Ur sms are lik Grls PERIODS which coms only 1-2 days in a month

But my sms r like Man’s SPERMS which comes 3-4 time in a day.


C-Confidential
O-Ornament
N-Needed 4
D-Domestic
O-Occasion After
M-Marriage!!


SARDARNI-Me Pregnet Hu
SARDAR-Me To 1Sal Se Videsh Me Tha
SRDRNI-Apki Photo Pas Thi Na
SRDR-Jhut Mat Bol Photo To Kamar Tak HiThi


NEHA: Hello, Police Station?
A Man Has Entered In My House
&
Is Rapping ME
Right Noww
Can Yoouu
Aahh
Ooh
Yes
O God!
Aahrestt Himm Tooo..mo..roow!


Nigahe dar pe Aur CHUT udas bethi he
LUND k Ane ki Lekr Aas bethe he
Uhi nhi Tez hui dhadkan Hmari
Yu Laga Aap Khada LUND lie hmare paas bethe he


My Dream is my brothr in Indian cricktTeam
He,stndIng@1st Slip drops catch,thn lakhs of ppl say
“ISKI BEHEN KO CHODU


Arz kiya hai..
Jawani tere LUND pe kuch iss tarah ayi..

Jawani tere LUND pe kuch iss tarah ayi..

Kutte ki GAAND b tujhe CHUT Nazar ayi..


An Indepndnt Study has Proved dat those Who have a Bad SEX Life & Who r Crap in Bed r Reading dis Message in their Right Hand!


There r 2 Things Men Really Want W0men To D0 In A Hurry…

Dress
&
Undress!! :)


Lala weekly Kothepe jake bhav pata krtatha
Dost-Jab tune kuch arna nahi to rate kyu puchta h
Lal-Me check krtahu Biwi mehngito nai pad rahi


Chandu k Chacha ne Chandu ki Chachi ki Chut Chati to,
Chachi Chilayi, Chutiye Chut Chaatna Chhod, aur Condom Chdaake Chod.


Aaj BALATKARI baba ka janamdin LUNDDPUR me dhumdam se manaya jyga. BLUEFILM aur SEX samagri banti jaygi
Ye Msg khaas RANDIBAAZ LAWDO k liye hai


G-nath aap agar andhe na hote to yeh kabhi sambhav na tha..

Club m Dancr jhuki to
American N 100Rs Uski Bra m Dala
British N 200Dle
Srd n ATM Crd Uski Bra m Ghusya or
300Rs Nikal Lie!


Sardar used 2Fuck Sardrni using Milk as Lubricnt
Later She was rushd to Hospital.
Wn Doctor came out of OT&Said
‘No Baby or Baba,
Just 1Kg MAWA’!


B4 U LOVE
>Kiss
B4 U KISS
>PRESS
B4 U PRESS
>Hot Her

How 2 Make her Hot?
>Flow Ur Body Heat into her Body by Holding Her Tight wit Ur Arms &Legs


Wife &Husbnd returnd 4m HONEYMOON
HUSB: Hw did U Njoy d Whole Week?
WIFE: d Whole Week has made My Hole Weak!


HARD CORE FACT:
If d Eye Sight of a Man & Woman hv Met
No Power on Earth cn Stop there othr Organs
{LUND & CHUT}
4m meeting..


POEM-ELTON JOHN
Luv Ur Luv in Such a Way dt She Finds No Bettr Place thn Ur Heart 2Stay
Bt if She stil manags 2gt awy
Sory Dude its Tym 2Turn GAY


Teri Maa Ki..

Tere Baap Ki..

Teri Bahen Ki..

Tere Bhai Ki..

Tere Pure Khandan Ki

JAAN HAI TU PAAGAL…
Apna Khayal Rakh!


NEHA &RANI came out of Movie.
RANI:Mera Purse chori ho gya
NEHA:-Tuto BRA me rakti H na
RANI:Muje kya pata Ta sale ne chori krne k lye hat dala H


SardarnI packing things for vacation tour..
Sardar watches & says…
Kitni bholi hai main sath nahi ja raha phir bhi condom le ja rahi HaI

Q. What Is Similarity Between
SKIRT
&
SKY ?

?

Ans- SKY Covers The Whole Population..
&
SKIRT Covers The Source Of Population


Full Form Of COND0M
C-Confidential
O-Ornament
N-Needed 4
D-Domestic
O-Occasion After
M-Marriage!!


SARDARNI-Me Pregnet Hu
SARDAR-Me To 1Sal Se Videsh Me Tha
SRDRNI-Apki Photo Pas Thi Na
SRDR-Jhut Mat Bol Photo To Kamar Tak HiThi


NEHA: Hello, Police Station?
A Man Has Entered In My House
&
Is Rapping ME
Right Noww
Can Yoouu
Aahh
Ooh
Yes
O God!
Aahrestt Himm Tooo..mo..roow!


Nigahe dar pe Aur CHUT udas bethi he
LUND k Ane ki Lekr Aas bethe he
Uhi nhi Tez hui dhadkan Hmari
Yu Laga Aap Khada LUND lie hmare paas bethe he


Do Ladka Ladki

Raat k andhere
me

Jhaadi ke pichhe

Daba daba ke

Chus chus ke

Frooti pi rahe the


NEHA &RANI came out of Movie.
RANI:Mera Purse chori ho gya
NEHA:-Tuto BRA me rakti H na
RANI:Muje kya pata Ta sale ne chori krne k lye hat dala H


Q: CONDOM Aur GANDU Me Kya Farq Hai?

A: Dono LUND Pr Hi ChadTe He

Kyu Sahi Kaha Na?

Ab Lawde Mai Tujhe Kya Khu
>CONDOM Ya GANDU !!


7O Yr Old Man asks his Wife do U Feel sad Wen U See Me Runing bhind Yung gals?
Wyf replies:
Nt at al, Evn dogs chase Cars bt dey cant drive it!


DIFFRENCE btwn POWER & STAMINA >>
khade lund pe gilla towel rakhna POWER hai..
oR towel k sukhne tak lunnd ko khade rakhna STAMINA!!!;-)


Subjiwala: Madam ye 500 ka note blauj mai se nikala hai kya. Madam:hann par apko kaise pata. Subji wala:kyoki gandhiji ka muh abhi bhi khula hai.


When MTNL introduced
Push-Button
Telephone in place
of Old
Dial Phone,
their Ad Campaign was
‘BAHUT GHOOMAYA,
AB
DABAAO’


FUNNY FACT:
90 Pple got d SWINE FLU & evrybody wants to wear mask.

Million pple have AIDS & no one wants wear a condom.!


Q: CONDOM Aur GANDU Me Kya Farq Hai?

A: Dono LUND Pr Hi ChadTe He

Kyu Sahi Kaha Na?

Ab Lawde Mai Tujhe Kya Khu
>CONDOM Ya GANDU !!



Man: My 5yr old son s so nagty tht he med our maid pregnant
Frd: Hw’s tht posible?
Man:He has punctured al my condms with pin!


NEHA:Bhiya,Jara Mere Size Ki Bra Dikhana
ShopKepr:Boobs Ki size kya h?
NEHA-Khud Naap lo
SHOPKEPR-Panty b Chahiye kya?
NEHA- Teri Maa ki Size hai


Mouse fuckin Elephant in coconut Farm
coconut falls @Elephant’s head
Elephant:Ouch
Mouse:Ouch vouch kch nhi kmini
Apna shot to aisa hi hota h



Aam Zindgi
Yaar Kuch SMS to bheja kro

MENTOS Zindgi
Oye Bhosdike Bhosadchod
LUND Fakir
Chutiya
Balance gya Maa Chudane
Msg bhej 9021057513 par


Ji Kre Tere 7 Sone ko
Ji Kre Tera Muh me lene ko
Pr Tujme Wo Garmi Na Rhi Or
Mujhme Wo Hasrat Na rhi
Kyuki Jiske b7 Soyi,1Bachha Hath de gya Wohi


Nurse put sardar’s finger in her mouth aftr BLOOD TEST. Sardar start dancing, nurse:Y r u dancing?Sardar: Next is URINE test


CHUDAI naam he Sukh-Dukh ki Kahani ka,
CHUDAI Raaz H Sada Muskrane ka,
Ye pal2pal ki pehchan nhi
LUND CHUT ka milan H
UMAR bhr sath nibhane ka


Why boys walk faster than girls & Girls talk more than boys.
Bcoz, boys have 1 xtra leg & girls have 1 xtra mouth…


Similaritiz b/w Tongue & PENIS.
Both r boneless
Difficult 2 Control
Can Fire & Spit
Wants to taste diferent items
UNSTOPPABLE wen Started.


Y do Some Women Lyk NEHA hate getting Periods?

A:Coz its a BLOODY WASTE OF FUCkING TIME


1Hijde ne ARMY k sare Test Pass kie
Sex Test me
Dr.- “Apka to LUND nai he
Hijda: Apko Goli Chalwani he ya Apni Maa Chudwani he


NEHA:-Waqt H Roneka kyuki Bachha H hone ka

BOY:-Pehle kyu na roi jab mere 7 soyi

Ab kehti h Maar dalo Maar dalo

Tab kehti thi Or dalo or dalo


SIR: Wo Kaun si Chiz hai Jo Tumne Suni hai par dekhi nai?

NEHA:- Behen ka Lawda


Define Contraceptive Pill?
>It’s d Second Best Thing dt a Women can keep in her Mouth 2 avoid Pregnancy.I Love iPill


BOY 2NEHA:
“Aaj Kal Teri CHUT Ki Badi Demand Hai”

NEHA:
“Ye Aur b Zyada Hoti,Agar Tere jaise Bhadve Gaand Na Marwana Shuru Krte


SM: Wo Kya
Cheez Hai
Jo Wife Apne Husband Ko
Sari Umar
Nahi Deti.
Bar Bar Mangney
Per Bhi
Nahi Deti

Guess?

Shanti.


Jb Meri CHUT me BAHAR aygi
Tb Tumare LUND ki YAD aygi
LUND milne k bad meri Tanhaiya to dur ho jygi
Pr tere LUND pe BURNOL lganE NEHA nah aygi


Intrsting Fact;
Only 2.5 Inch is Enuf 2 Satisfy a Women/NEHA

Its

Her Husband’s/BF

CREDIT CARD


SAAS:Bahu NEHA,Muje 1Pota Chahiye

NEHA:Bus 1Hi Chahiye!
Apka Beta To Muje Aise CHODTA He Jaise Puri Cricket Team Paida krni he


Choot
Choot
Choot
Choot
Choot
Choot
Choot
Choot
Choot
Choot

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Ab Huggies Pe 5 Rupaye Ki Choot..
Daru Piyo Aur Pant Mai Muto..


Nigahe dar pe Aur CHUT udas bethi he
LUND k Ane ki Lekr Aas bethe he
Uhi nhi Tez hui dhadkan Hmari
Yu Laga Aap Khada LUND lie hmare paas bethe he


Zindgi me sabse Zyada Khatarnak Scene kya hoga?

Socho

Pregnant Ladki se Sex krte Waqt Andr Bachha LUND Pakad le


WIFE-Kl spne me LUND ka Mela dekha
PATI-Mera dekha
W-Kone me chota sa Ltka tha
PATI-Mene b CHUT ka Mela dekha
W-Meri thi
P-Usi me to mela lga tha


Meri CHUT Ki woh hadd Puchte hai

LUND Me kitni Taqat he ye bata do

CHODTE hame hai Wo Kyun itna?

Iski LUND se wajah Puchte he.


Nigahe dar pe Aur CHUT udas bethi he
LUND k Ane ki Lekr Aas bethe he
Uhi nhi Tez hui dhadkan Hmari
Yu Laga Aap Khada LUND lie hmare paas bethe he


Kya apne kabhi
“BHUT”
ko plastic
cover me lipte dekha H?

nahi

waqai nahi

To apne
LUND ME CONDOM LAGA K
GIRLS KO DEKHA DE


Thand Me Apko Dand De Rahi Hu, Gift Me Apko LUND De Rhi Hu,
Dal Lena Ise GAANND Me Apni, Apko Dosti Ki “Saugandh” De Rahi Hu


Ya baitha k lu

Ya Tuje kru Khada

Ya fir teri jhuka k lu

Ab tu hi bata

me teri

PHOTO kaise lu


5Most Hard Wrks
1.Hathi ka Lund muh me lena
2.Machhar k Lund pe Cndom chadana
3.Chiti k Bobe dbana
4.Jiraf ki Gand marna
5.Kutti k liye Bra bnana


Gud Manners of Peniiis.
1. Courtous-it stands bfore perfming.
2. Emotional-it cries during d Perfrmnce 3.Polite -it bows down aftr d prfrmce.


CHUDAI Naam he Sukh-Dukh ki Kahani ka
CHUDAI Raaz he Sada Muskrane ka
ye pal2pal ki pehchan nai
LUND-CHUT ka milan he
UMAR bhar sath nibane ka


Mam Ne Sine Pe Gulab Ka Phul Rkh K Pucha-Gulab Ko Posan Kaha Se Milta
KID-Dudh Se
MAM-Dudh Nhi Pani Se
KID-Hame Kya Pta Dali Itni Lambi Hogi


Aaj Kal SHARE-BAZAR me Paise dalna Utna hi Dangerous he jitna Bazar me Khadi Gori Khubsurat Ladki {Jaise ki NEHA} ki BRA me Hath dalna 902105751


Wat is CHUT?
CHUT is Maal Nothing bt Khaal
Middle me Laal,Surounded by Baal
Jo Chode Wo Nihal,Jo Chudwaye Wo Behal


“VAGINA POEM”4m NEHA
A Hole dat nevr heals,
d Mor U Rub..d Betr it Feels
No Medicine,No Pills
All it Wants is a Rod dt Drills


Meri CHUT Ki wo Gehrayi Puchte he

LUND Me kitni Taqat he ye dikha de

CHODNE me Maza Tuje hi Kyu ata he?

Iski wajah b Wo Apne LUND se Puchte he


Tadap rhi hu kabi to Apna Pyar de
Muje Na Chodna to mat Chod
Kam se km 1 bar tere LUND Ki Muthiya to mar lene de


Apne LUND ka kabi to Didar de
Tadap rhi hu kabi to Apna Pyar de
Muje Na Chodna to mat Chod
Kam se km 1 bar tere LUND Ki Muthiya to mar lene de


Teri Sula k lu

Ya baitha k lu

Ya Tujhe kru Khada

Ya fir teri jhuka k lu

Ab tu hi bata

mai

teri

PHOTO kaise lu


Rasto Me CHUT Ki Kami Nahi Hai,
Dil Me LUND Ki Kami Nahi Hai
Hum Chahte Hai ApkE LUND Ko ApNa BaNaNa,
Par Apke Paas CHUT Ki Kami Nahi Hai


Come2Me

Take Off Ur Pant

Come on Top of ME

Exert Pressure

Njoy Until U r Satisfied

Said d TOILET


LUNDPUR wale BALATKARI Baba ka Janmdin DhumDham se Chut-Chodu gali me Manaya Jyga.
Invitatn Selctd Randibaaz Lawdo ko bhej rhi hu.Mauka na gavaye


Hila..

Zor se Hila..

Pura Hila..

Dil se Hila

Jitna Hilaoge Utna Maza aayega

Warna HALWA Jal jayga
Teri Soch nai badlegi


8 Boys caught in RAPE Case.Lady Lawyr holds his Penis &Says; Kya ye Bachha Rape kr skta h
BOY Silently Says: Hila mat Warna Case Haar Jayge


BOY gusse se se:

“Mera dil chahta hai k tera khoon pee jao”

.

NEHA:
“Pehle btana tha ab to PERIODS khtm ho gae”


Sharabi SEX kr raha tha, galti se piche se dal diya.. WIFE- Truck galat Godown me ja raha hai
SHARABI:- Ab bata rhi ho jab Diesel Khatm ho gaya


Newly Wed Marwari Njoyng Sex Evry Altrnate Day

NEHA Askd:Y Alternatly

Marwadi: Ki Kare Bhaya 1Din To CONDOM Sukhane Me Lag Jave


LAILA ka MAJNU Kabr me pada tha

LAILA ka MAJNU Kabr me pada tha

Sari haddia sukh gayi…

Madarchod ka Sirf Lauda khada tha.


NEHA: Papa,ye CONDOM Kya hota he?
PAPA:Chal bhag Pagli, Muje Nai pata
NEHA: Behen k Lawde,Tabhi to Hum 15 bhai-behen hai


Ek LUND mere CHUT ko zakam de gya,
Zndgi bhar na mitne ki nishani de gya
Lakh LUND me 1LUND chuNa tha hmne,
jo MULI,GAJAR se b gehra zakhm de gya


Mere LUND Ki woh had Puchte he

CHUT Me kitni Jagah he ye Puchte he

CHODTE he hum unhi ko Kyun itna?

Iski V woh LUND se wajah Puchte he.


LAILA ka MAJNU Kabr me pada tha

LAILA ka MAJNU Kabr me pada tha

Sari haddia sukh gayi…

Madarchod ka Sirf Lauda khada tha.


Boy Ne SEX Start Kia To NEHA Boli-Dard Ho Rha
BOY-Bas Tum 10 Tk Gino Me Nikal Luga
NEHA-
1
2 Aah
3
4
5 Uff
6
7
8 Aah
9
8
7
6
5
4
4
Aur dalo,Chodo


A Boy got Job in Girls Hostl
Aftr 2mnth
Wardn:Y didn’t u cum2tak ur Salary?

Boy:Kya?Salary b milegi!


1Ldki Fauj me bharti hui

Frnd ne puchha:kaisi Life h waha?

Ldki:Khakh Life
Sara Din”YES-SIR” krne me,Sari Raat “BAS-SIR” krne me nikal jati Hai


Jb se I-PILL Market me ayi he
Condom ki sale 70%tak gir gayi hai
Abortion 90%tak gir gye he
Aur ladkiya pehle se 200%Chud rhi he


Similarity b/w
Q. Folding Chair & Woman
A: Both Useless If Legs R Closed!
Q. Microwave &Girl
A: Both Get Hot In 15 Seconds!


Tazi hawa me LUND ki mahak ho,
Chand Ki kiran me LUND CHUT k PASS ho,
Jab b Nikale Aap Apna LUND,
Us LUND Ki bus mere CHUT me hi Barshaat ho-NEHA


PAPA-NEHA badi ho gyi he,iski Shadi kr do
MUMMY-Ha Kitchen se Gajar,Muli aur Kele gayab ho rhe he
DADA-Meri Chalne ki Lakdi b nai dikh rhi


TEACHR-
A 4 Apple,
B 4 Bada Apple,
C 4 Chota Apple,
Dusra Apple,
E 4 ek aur Apple,
F fr fir ek Apple,
G fr
Stdnt-GAAND me dalo sare Apple


Doctor 2NEHA- Tumhare Body me Pani ki Kami ho gyi hai
NEHA- Jhuth mat bolo Saab, Jab b mai Koi LUND dekhti hu to Meri CHUT gili ho jati he


Mere BUR ME 1 JOR HO RAHA HAI
BIN LUND YEH BUR BOR HO RAHA HE
KAHI AISA TO NAHI KI DOST ABI TAK MERE BUR SE BEKHABAR GEHRI NEEND ME SO RAHA HAI


BUR ME 1 JOR HO RAHA H
BIN LUND YEH BUR BOR HO RAHA H
KAHI AISA TO NAHI KI DOST ABI TK MERE BUR SE BEKHABAR GEHRI NEEND SO RAHA H


Chuhe Aur Admi Me Kya Ek Jaisa Hai?
ANS-Dono Roz Naya Hol Dhunte Rhte Hai


1Ldki Fauj me bharti hui

Frnd ne puchha:kaisi Life h waha?

Ldki:Khakh Life
Sara Din”YES-SIR” krne me,Sari Raat “BAS-SIR” krne me nikal jati Hai


Failure is not wen Ur Girlfriend leaves U. It’s nly wen U leave her a virgin!


Man Fucking HEN {Murgi}

HEN:-Puk! Puk! Pakaak! Pakaak!!”

MAN-$$hhhh…!! Chup ho ja Dramebaaz!
“Mera LUND Ande se Zyada Mota to nahi..!!”


TWINS in Mother’s Womb Sees Penis. TWIN1-Dekho PAPA aa rhe hai
TWIN2-Hat Pagle, Ye to Padosi UNCLE hai, PAPA kabhi Raincoat pehen k nai aate


Dosto K LUND pe Marti hu Mai,
Chus sakti hu LUND pr Sharab se darti hu me,
Dushmano k Bade LUND ki Parwah nai,
Dosto k Chote LUND se darti hu mai


Apni CHUT ki Aag Hum Unse Keh Nai Sakte
Bin LUND k Ab Ji Nai Sakte
A Khuda Aisi Taqdir bana-k Wo Humse Khud Kahe-Tuze CHODE bina HUM rhe nai skte


MAN:-White Condom dena
CHEMIST:- White hi kyu?
MAN:- Padosi Mar gaya hai, Shok jatane jana hai..


All girls r beautiful after d lights r switched off-
By Shakesphere
-
All boys r strong macho men b4 d sperms r let off-

By Shakingsphere


Aye RAAT Tu Mere Akelepan pe Haavi na ho
Warna Tu Us Din Pachtaygi
Jab Mera SANAM Muje Baho me le kr Chodega Aur Mai Uui-Aah..Uui-Aah.. Chillaugi


Yaad H Vo Raat Jab Shama Jalayi Thi
Dosto Ne Milke Tujhse Randi CHUDwyi Thi
Dad Tere Aye,Bhg Gye Hum
Par Teri GAND Phtne Ki Awaz Dur Tk Ayi Thi
Par Teri GAND Phtne Ki Awaz Dur Tk Ayi Thi


GIRLS:
Madam Agr Apko Plastic Me Gulab Jamum Chusaya Jaye 2 Kya Apko MAZA Aayega?


Is kadar hum yaar ko CHODNE nikle
Uski CHUT k hum deewane nikle
Jab V use LUND ka haal batana chaha
To uske CHUT se lal pani hone ke bahane nikle


Sehwag Ki Biwi Ne Divorse Manga.!

Kyu?

Usne Kaha Bina Dekhe Kahi Bhi Shot Marta Hai
Aur
Jaldi Out Ho Jata Hai
Ball Ki Taraf Dekhta Hi Nahi..


Response
After Sex:

Prostitute:
Paise nikal,
GirlFriend:
Maza aa gaya,
Padosan:
Fir kab
aao ge?
And wife:
Bass
ab’2-4
din kuch
mat bolna


Boy2NEHA:Jab zuba pe Tera Naam ata hai
Ye Hath Niche Chala jata he
Tumhe pane k lie kuch b kr jaunga
1bar karne de varna hila hila k mar jaunga


Ganjo K Pant Ki Jebo Mein Chhed Kyu Hone Chahiye ?

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?

?

?

?

?

Taaki Wo Log Bhi Baalo Mein Ungliya Phirane Ka Aarmaan Pura Kar Sake..


Mallika Sherawat adopted an 8 yr old boy. He was crying 4 milk.
MALLIKA-Ab tum bade ho gaye ho.
BOY -Nahi pilana toh mat pilao, dikha to do!…


Exprson of boys whn C girl
Hryanvi:Kya Londiya h
Pnjbi:Oye k changi kudi h
bmby:What a babe
MP:Bhnchod Bobe to dekh Sali ke
JOIN BHEJA_FRY


GAAAND marwana aapki MAJBURI hai ya HOBBY?

Agar aapne JAWAB dia to aapki HOBBY.

Nahi JAWAB dia to aapki MAJBURI


Men vision of a woman:

(?)
(.) (.) <-Product
) ( <-Problem
( Y ) <-Flavour

Avoid the problem,
Use the product
Enjoy the flavour


Dudhwala dudh dene 1 ghar gaya to 1 ladki boli:aajkal dudh bahut patla aa raha hai
dudhwala bola:to hum kya kare?
doc se checkup karwaoJOIN BHEJA_F


70yrs old couple in restaurant

Lady:It’s so romantic here
My breasts feel so warm

Man:Yeah
Coz,One is hanging in D coffee & other in D soup


Chaho To Dil Se Hamko Mita Dena
Chaho To Hamko Bhula Dena
Hamari Yad Aaye To Kabhi Rona Nhi
.
.
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.
.
Gaand Me Ungli Dalke Hila dna:)JOIN BHE


Wife- Do you want anything from USA?
Husband- An American girl.
Wife returns.
Husband- Where is my gift?
Wife- Just wait for 9 months


Teacher:Aurat aur Ainak(Chasma) me kya cheez samaan hai?

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Little Boy:
Miss,Istemal ke waqt dono ki taange kholni padti hai


1 BOY Roz X-GF k ghar k aage Latrine krta tha
X-GF: Aisa kyu krte ho
BOY- Tumhe ye batane k liye k Tere Pyar k bina Mai bhukha nai mar rha


HONEYMOON-
H-Hawas mita do
O-Or Chuso
N-Nanga kr k
E-Ek Jhatke me
Y-Ye gaya
M-Maar dala
O-Or dal
O-Or Tez
N-Ni..kal..gaya.aah


Teacher : Man’s penis has 2 function urination & sexual reproduction
stu : No, it has 3 , my dad used it to clean maid’s toung


A Girl’s Best T-Shirt Quote Ever:
“(in front( I’m a virgin !

And

(At back( this is my old T-shirt”

—-XXXX—–
No Girls

No Pussi

No Braa

No Panti

No Peenis

No Succking

No Vaggina

No Fuccking

No SEXX
Isse khete hai saaf-sutra”SMS”


Sbse phle Kiss
kro

Fir Bading pe leta do

Ab Tang ko uthao

Niche hath dalo

Ab uske chote kpre ko utaro

Or

Dekho-

BABY ne SU-SU kia ya nhi..


Sardar (Bete Ko Mutth Marta Dekh K(
Pinto! Harami
Ye Tu Kya Kr Raha He?
Son-Pinto Apna Kam Khud Krta He
Apni Khushi K Lie Kisi Ki Maa Nahi Chodta


Dulhan Wahi Jo Roj Chudwaaye
Subah-Sham Chuchi Dabvaye
Neelu ka LA_ND Dekh Chaddi Sarkaye
Chodo To Ooi Oio chillaye
Wo Dulhan Piya Man Bhaye


Husband & Wife
go 4 shopping
Wife:U hv nothing in ur Head bt y r u buying HELMET?
Husband: Yesterday u purchased BRA,
did i askd u anything?


3Facts of Life
1( Garib aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai
2( Musibat aur LuNd kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai
3( Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai


Husband asking his wife in bed : Thoda uper, Ab left, Itna nahi thoda right hoke piche.

Wife :U r fucking me or parking me?


Chand Madhosh Hai

Kho Raha Hosh Hai

Na Tera Dosh Hai

Na Uska Dosh Hai

Jara Underwear Dekh Ye Swapndosh Hai


GAY Couple talks@MORNING
GAY1-Kya Tum Mujhse Naraz ho
GAY2-Nahi to
GAY1-To fir Raat bhar Meri taraf Muh kr k kyu soya tha?


JUDGE-Jab Mulzim ne tumpe Qatilana Hamla kiya to tumare hath me kya tha?
SANTA-Janab, Mulzim ki Biwi k Boobs..


Beta: Papa Paise Do.
Papa: Nahi H.
Beta: Toh Paida Kyu Kia?
Papa: Lawde K Baal, Konsa Teri Maa Ki Chut Band Ho Gayi H, Bhosdike Wapas Chala Ja.


Viagra Aur Sarkari Dafter Mein Kya Samanta Hai ?
Simple..
Dono 2 Minute ke Kaam ke liye,
Ek Ghanta Khada Rakhte hain..


Jali hui BREAD & Pregnant GIRL-FRND me kya Fark hai

socho

socho

Kaas-thodi der pehle nikal liya hota to ye haal


Agar Thums-Up Wale Viagra ki Drink banaye to uska naam kya hoga?

Socho..

Socho..

Lunds-Up


Sex aur Pyar ki andekhi Surat ho aap,
Kisi Pyasi Chut ki Zarurt ho aap
Khubsurat to L@nd b hote hai par
L@nd se b Khubsurat ho ap


BOY Girl ko Zor se Thok rha tha
GIRL-Aag ho rhi,Dhire thoko
GIRL-Oh No! Jaldi karo,Mera BoyFrnd aa jyga
BOY-Kaun sa
GIRL-Jo is Waqt SMS padh rha ha


Divorce k bad HUSBAND Wife se BRA dete hue- Ye lo apne Doodh ka dhakkan
WIFE- Condom dete hue, Ye lo apne Murde ka Kafan


Sardar WIFE ki Chaddi me Hath dal k bola-Ye Rasta kaha jata hai
WIFE-Sardar ka L@nd pakad k boli:Ye Aalu se pucho ye kaha Up-Down krta hai


Bhoot ne Tapasya ki,GOD Khush ho k bole-Bol tujhe kya chahiye
BHOOT-Mujhe Sexy Ladkiyo ka Khun chusna hai
GOD-Ja Whisper ban ja


Latest Poem 4m NEHA

Roz Sapno me aaungi,

Neende Tumhari Udaungi,

Chaddi Tumhari Kaun dhoyega Jaanam,

Jo Roz Gili kar Chali Jaungi


U Al cn Play 20-20 Crickt wit NEHA ROY
No Slip
No Cover
No Xtra Cover
2Fine Legs
2Silly Points
1Deep Gully &No Grass on d Pitch


99%Women Feel Shame Talking abt Sex. So to Excite Ur Female Partnr, Talk wit her in d Dirtiest Way
2prolong SexTIME, Do Kegel’s Exercise Wait..


Tourist doing Urine@Public Place
POLICE daudte hue- Pakdo..Pakdo..
TOURIST-Hamare yaha to Apne Hath se Pakadna padta hai. Kya Apke Yaha Police pakad


3Yr Boy&Girl Bath Tub me naha rahe the
GIRL-Mai teri Nunu ko hath lagau
BOY-Chal bhag, Apni to Tod di ab meri todegi


Husband to NEHA- Mai Raat ko Late aauga par aaj tumko 1SURPRISE duga
NEHA- Jaldi mat aana warna Tum SURPRISE ho jaoge


Lambi Sans

Tabi Awaz Aai
Kattak

Dr-Apki Haddi Me Fractur He

Lady-Sale, Meri BRA Ki Hook Tut Gayi


Send dis msg 2Ur GF/BF
God Made ButteR,God Made Cheese;God Made U 4 Me 2 Squeeze.God Made Whiskey,God Made Pepsi & When He Made U He Made U Sexy!

BAAP 2Mistri-Bed Majbut banana
Beta-Bahu ko thokega
MISTRI-Aisa Majbut Bed banauga k sara Gaon Bahu Ko thok jaye to b nai tutega


Lady1 To Lady2:-Jab Tera Divorce hua to tera 1 bachha tha aur ab 3 kaise
LADY2:- Yaar, Wo{Pati} kabi-kabi Mafi mangne aa jate he


NEHA-Doctr Sab,Kal Raat galti se maine i-Pill ki Goli kha li
DOCTOR- Chal ab jaldi se mujhse Chudwa le nahi to Goli Waste ho jaygi9021057513


Arz kiya hai-
Gunah kar k Saza se darte ho
CONDOM pehen k Aids se darte ho
Itni Ladkiya hai Pyar k liye
Fir Kyu Hila-Hila k Marte ho


A Boy had Sex with a 90 Yr Old Lady &d Next day he died
The Post-Mortem Report said:
DEATH B’COZ OF DRINKING EXPIRED MILK


Techer:kya cheez muh m nhi leni chahye.Stdnt:jalta hua bulb Tcher:why Stdnt:kal rat ko mummy papa s keh rhithi:bulb bujha do to hi muh me lungi


Sales girl-ap store me sigrt nhi pi skte
custmer-sigret bechti ho aur pine nai deti
Sgirl: bechti to me condam bhi hu to kya chudwa bhi lu


SM: MOCHI Ki Biwi Se Saheli Ne Pucha- Kal Suhaag raat Kaise Guzri?
Biwi-Usne Dono SURAAKH Seal Diye Aur Pucha Aur Kahan-Kahan Se Fati Hai.


TEACHER- Y Cow luks Tensed aftr giving MILK?
STUDENT- Madam, if Sum1 Presses Ur Breast 4 1Hour &dont Fuck, How do U Feel?!


Ek Ladki Doctor Ke Pas Urine Test Karwane Gayi.
Doctor Ne Galti Se Kaha Tum Pregnant Ho.
Ladki:- Ayla Ab To Gajar Mooli Ka Bhi Bharosa Nai


Agud Frnd is lyk a BRA.. Hard 2 Find.. Comfortable, Supportiv, Prevents U frm Falling,
Holds U Tight,
& is alwys Close 2 Ur Heart


Sardarni LUND se Khelne lagi.
SARDAR-Kyu Chudwana hai kya?
SARDARNI-Nahi Lifafe k liye GUM Chahiye tha..


HATHI 2 CHUHA- Sale tune meri BIWI ki CHUT ka BHOSDA Kyu bana diya?
CHUHA- 20 dino se mere piche thi. LUND se Kuch nahi hua dato se Kamal kr dia


Teacher- Y Cow luks Tensed aftr giving MILK?
STUDENT-Madam, if Sum1 presses Ur Breast for 1Hour & dont Fuck, How do U Feel!


Once My BoyFRND donatd ME his BLOOD. Aftr BrekUP He Askd Me 2Return his BLOOD.Mai apna KOTEX Uske Muh pe mari Aur boli-MONTHLY Instalmnt me dugi

NEHA-Doctor Muje Kuch Waqt Bachha nai Chahiye
DOCTOR-Ye Lo Condoms
NEHA-Saab,Pani k7 lu ya doodh k
DOCTOR- Kele k7 lo


LALU-Aaj Kuch Naya karte
RABRI-Ka?
LALU-Aaj Hum Tohre Kaan me daluga
RABRI-Na Baba Na Baheri ho gai to
LALU-dhutt pagli Kabhi Gungi hui hai ka?


RITA 2 NEHA-Tumari CHUT pe Sujan kyu hai?
NEHA- Kal Raat Kutte k7 SEX kar rhi thi. Sale Kutte ne dal k nikala hi nhi. Maine Chaku se LUND kat dia


Once My BoyFrnd donatd ME his BLOOD. Aftr BrekUP, He wantd his BLOOD back. I threw My Used KOTEX @Him &Said- I wil giv in Monthly Instalments


Meri CHUT ne Aap Sab k LUND ko1 Maqsad dia he,hr Waqt MereBOOBS ka Ehsas karo,Jb b Pani niklega Meri CHUT se,Samjugji Kisine Muje Yad kia he-NEHA


Sex aur Pyar Ki Andekhi Surat Ho Aap,Kisi Ki Pyasi Choot Ki Jarurat Ho Aap,Khubsurat 2 Lund Bhi Hote Hai,Par Lnd Se Bhi Khubsurt Ho Aap


Lund rocket
chut socket
gaand pataka
baja dhamaka
jhat ki ladiya
jali fuljhadiya
do hai anaar
100 hai bimar
chut chudai
Holi ki badhai


PINKY:Subah Subah Doodh wala bahut dabata hai
NEHA:Kya??
PINKY:Door Bell
NEHA:Isse achha to mera paper wala hai niche se hi daal jata hai


Boy 2Girl-Kya Tum Mere Sath Dance Karogi
Girl-Mai Bachhe k Sath Dance Nhi Karti
Boy-Sorry Muze Pata Nahi Tha Ki Tum Pregnent Ho..


1Aadmi 50 bachho k sath TRAIN me baitha.
Mahila:Ye Sab Apke Bachhe hai?
Aadmi-Nai, Mai Condom Factry ka Malik hu aur Ye Customer Complants hai.


Sex Teacher:Kya Lund Me Haddi Hoti Hai?h
NEHA:Yes Sir
RAJ:No Sir
In Ladkiyo Ko Kya Pata
Inhone To Sirf Khada Hua Lund Hi Dekha hai


Kick Footbal
gt goal
Punch BOOBS
fuck HOLE
Kiss LIP
prick HIP
Over bed
mak her lay
Lets celbrte
PENIS DAY
Lund utha k Jio


Sex Survey:
10% of girls say
“b quick it pains”
10% say
“speed is Nt Enuf”
&
d Rest 80% say “Quick,My Husband may cum Home@anytym


Doctr: tumhare badan me pani ki kami hai.
NEHA: Ho hi nahi sakti, jab bhi mera boy frnd mere “BOOBS” dabata hai to meri CHUUT gili ho jati hai


NEHA:Doctor mere cho@t pe infection hogaya he
Doctor:SEX kitni bar karti ho?
NEHA:Saal me ekbar
Doctor:Infection nahi”ZANG”lag gaya hai!


Wife:Zara dhire karo.Kyo Rajdhani chala rahe ho?Malgadi chalao.
Beta bed se gira aur bola jo marzi wo chalao par pasengr ko mat girao


NEHA:Mujhe apne Breasts ki Insurance krwani hai

Man:Sorry madam hm sirf Privat Proprty ke insurance krte hai PUBLIC PROPRTY ki nhe


Sonu:NEHA,Agar tum Sex k mud me ho to mera Lund 2bar hila do.
NEHA:Aur me kahu ki me sex k mud me nahi hu to?
Sonu:to lund ko 60-70 bar hila do


Teacher:Tum kal COLLAGE kyo nhi ayi thi NEHA?
NEHA:PaPa k 7 thi
T:kya kr rahi thi?
N:Papa ka Lnd pkr k Mom ki CH@@T me dal rhi thi
Wo andhe hai na


Sign-Board outside a Famous Prostitute’s house…
“Married MAN r Nt allowed…
We r here 2Serve d Needy..
&Nt d Greedy..”


d BEST QUOTE i hv Seen on a Girls T-SHIRT
“Staring at them wont make them BIGGER”


Boobs r Sweeter than Honey, Greater than than money, Smoother than Silk, Whiter than milk, & if U HOLD,PRESS or SUCK them,

It givs Powr 2Ur Tower


MELODY &MALA-D me Kya Fark he

Jab mai Bachpan me Masti karti thi
to MELODY khati thi

AajKal Masti karti hu to MALA-D
khana padta he


5 Benifits of KISSING
*Changs Taste
*Lips Nvr gt Dry
*Burns Calories
*Makes Face
*Muscles Strong
*Relievs Stress
SO KEEP KISSING ME-NEHA


Boy:Sex Is Best
Girl:What?
Boy:Papa Meri Mummy Ko Kehte Hai
Girl:Teri Maa Ki Ch00t Me Lund
Boy:What?
Girl:Mere Papa Dalte Hai.


Ladka shadi k liye ladki dekhne gaya,
usne ladki se puchha,
‘Tumpe me
Vishwas kaise karu?’
Ladki boli
‘PEhle istemal kare
Phir vishwas kare


Buddha aur buddhi ne sex karne ka socha
Sex started
Buddhi-daal diya kya?
Buddha-haan daal diya
Buddhi-accha to fir
aaah… aaah..


Hr Wish ho puri,
SEX se n ho duri.
Lund Apka Khada rahe,
Chut me Sada pada rahe,
Lund chusu,
BOOB mera Muh me thuso.
Karte raho Chudai…


Womens Life is Very Hard-
MORNING: Wash d Clothes
NOON: Dry d Clothes
EVNING: Iron Clothes
Nyt: Remov d Clothes
LATE Nyt: Searching Clothes


1drunken grahak fell asleep while having sex vid prostitute

Que:Wat did d prostitute tel him?

Ans:
Jaago Grahak Jaago


Us k bich lambi Sund{LUND}
Us se Tapakti 2bund,
Ab Chikne, aage ka Jawab khud dhund

Wats d Pure Hindi Name 4 CONDOM?

?

Its-
Veerya Rodhak Yoni Vedak,
Chiknai Yukt
Prajanan Virodhi Ling Vastra


Schoolgirl at fee countr
Sir!Meri le lo
Clerk-2 min ruko
aram se lunga
G-Are jaldi lelo,fir nhi de paungi,mere period shuru hone wale he


A Jadugar throws Mosquito in Air&Swings his Sword in Air.
Pepl askd Wt hapnd:
He Repld: Sala kabi BAAP nai ban payega


Husbnd 2Wife-Tum PEPSI ki Tarah ho
Jitna Piyo Maza Deti Ho
Wife-Tum SLICE ki Tarah ho,
Jab Maza Aane Lagta hai,
Khatam ho Jaate ho


Bhidwali Bus me 1 admi : madam piche sarko aapk santre dub rahe h.
aurat:santre mere dub rahe aako kya
admi:lekin juce to mera nikal raha haina


Lady1: What do u think about husbands?
Lady2: They are like OWLS.
L1: Why?
L2: They can see Good Things in Wife only at Night


Height of ReCycling:

Man Giving Usd C0N’D0M 2 his Son2 Use as A Ballon&
Aftr Burstng Givin 2his Daughtr 2 Use as Hair Band..!


1 CallGirl 1000/- Ka Note Bank Me Jama Karane Gai

Bank Wala-Ye Note Naqli H

CallGirl-Kya..Iska Matlab Mera Balatkar Ho Gya!!


Luv s nt measurd by just Hugs&Kisses

It’s al abt trusting
respecting
&
accepting wit open legs
closed eyes
wet lips
&
saying
“PUSH MORE”


On 1st Nyt Man n Wife claim Virginty
Wife-If dis is Ur 1st Time then How U Fuckd So Well
Man-If dis is Ur 1st tym thn hw U Know I Fuckd So Well..


Press down

More

OK More

WOW

Yes

Ahh Ohh

Yes

almst thre

Oh God Harder

Fastr

FEELS GuD

Oh God!

Dat’s how I FUCK @SMS


Law of Reverse Dynamics:
When a Man becomes Rich He Becomes Naughty &
Wen a Woman Becomes Naughty,She Becomes Rich..


Sexx & Shopping have1thing in common:In both d cases,men start sweating in 15 minutes & women want to go on & on & on & on..!!

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