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Gharib k b kya life hoti hy

juta leta hy to pant phat jati hy

Pent leta hy to
shirt phat jati
Or
Sb kuch sath le le to GAND PHAT JA


Qus: Who is senior?

P*EN!S or V*AG!NA

Ans: V*AG!NA b’cos P*EN!S always stands up when he sees a V*AG!NA…. So respect the seniors….


Today Is ASS DAY!
Describe Your Ass In 100 Words.Viz; Complexion Of Your Ass,Hairy/Clean Shaven Etc

response after SEX
GF-oh darling maza aa gaya
CALLGAL-chal fatafat nipat
PADOSAN-aate rahna
WIFE-kal kya sabzi banau


Dr;top utaro
Nurce;ji sir
D;salwar utaro
N;sir
D;bra utaro
N;sir
D;panty utaro
N;sir,par aap sab Q utarva rahe ho
D;yaar mera kabka khada h


Why do boys run faster dan girls?

Think

Think as an engineer

Becoz boys have
Ball Bearings between their legs to reduce friction..


Kahte he, Bachche to Bhagwan ka roop hote he!
Wo to theek he, Magar Bhagwan har 1 minute me 7109 roop kyu dharan karta he?


Teacher-A,B,C,D Se Shuru Hone Wali Chijo K Naam Batao?

Banta:Aapki Behan Chod Dunga


V-Valuable
A-Affectionate
L-Loveable
E-Eternal
N-N oble
T-Truthful
I-Intimate
N-Natural
E-Enamous
HaP Py VaLeNtInEs DaY


For those who r single on 14th feb…
Advance happy independence
day….!!! 🙂


14FeB
ValentineZ DaY

EnjoY
WitH uR Girl FrienD

BuT
B iN LimitZ

BcoZ
AfteR 9MonthZ

NoV14
ChildrenZ DaY

RemembeR


Wat is GIRL?
German:A cigret wen finised drop it
Frence:A bottle of wine wen empty break it
Srdr:A casstte wn side A is finised use side B.


Sardar1:
Yaar Maine Naye Detergent Se Apni Chaddi Dhoyi Aur Wo Chhoti Ho Gayi.
Ab Kya Karu?

Sardar2:
Usi Detergent Se Apni G_ND b Dho Le!!


Nargis: Mujhe apne Breasts ki Insurance krwani hai.

Man: Sorry madam hm sirf Privat Property ke insurance krte hai PUBLIC PROPERTY ki nhe.


Kisi Condom Company
Cricket World-cup Ko Sponser Karegi To Uski Advertice Me Aise Likh Te..

Cover Your Stump.
Before You Pump


High Class Insult:
Wife- Agar dunya 30mins me khatam ho rahi ho to tum kya karna chahoge?
Husband- Ofcourse SEX
Wife-Ok! Aur baki k 29min


SUH@GRAT Ko Sardarani:Itni Der Muh Me Leke Chusa
Lekin Aapka Khada Hi Nahi Hota
Sardar-DARLING Tu Hat Ja HATHON K BHOOT HOTO se
nahi mant


Ladka ladki ko lu*nd dikha k:
“tere pass ye hai ki nhi.”
Ladki ch*ut dikhati hai
mummy kehti h ki jiske pass ye h
usko lu*nd ki koi kami nhi


Raat ko 3 type k log jagte hai
1.Bhooth-Insan ko darane k liye

2.Machar-Insan ko satane k liye

3.Husband & wife-Insan ko banane k liy


Hello Hello Mera Lelo.,
“Salam”.
Bolo Bolo Apni Kholo.,
“Zuban”.
Dekho Apni Khol K Dekho.,
“Aankhien”.
Kitna Bada Hai Mera.,
“Dil”


Upar Wale Ne 1 Dost Banaya He
Jise Maine Ap Me Paya He
Tu Mere DIL Me Aisa Samaya He
Jaise
Jaise
28 K Bra Me Zabrdasti 36 Ka BOLL Ghusya h


Q:What is the similarity between Electric wire and a Girl ?
Guess
stil not sure?

oh come on yar simple, dono nangi ho to current lagta hai


Suhag raat ko achanak darwaza baja to dulhan bhaag kr parde k peche chup gayi dulha :meri maa hai
Dulhan: Me samji chhaapa pad gaya


Valentines Day Is Either Of These
Two Things

1) Crying In The Bathroom
Because Your Boyfriend Left U

OR

2) Making Love In The Bathroom


Nippple nippple dont b far
can i press u in my car
up above d chest so high
always milky nvr dry
let me sukk u
dont feel shy.


100 Logo k survey m pucha gya ki unko girls ki
BR_-P_NTY kis tarah ki pasand h.
1% ne kaha-“White”

2% ne kaha-“Black”

97%-ne kaha Utri hui


Yad ate h bachpan k wo haseen din,jab humtum masti kiya karte the,tum lolipop k liye roya karte the,
hum apni pant khol kar tume manaya krt


Q: What is the best family planning slogan on a municipal bus?
A: Kripaya aage se nahin peeche se chadhiye.


If Mini Skirts Go Any Shorter
Then Every Girl Will Have
Two More Lips To Color
Two More Cheeks To Powder
&
Little More Hair To Comb ….


Ek Ldki Thi Diwani
Mere Lund PeMrti Thi
Chori-2 Chup-2 K Ch#T Pe Khujli Krti thi
Ch_Dwana chahti Thi Wo
Par Mere BADE L_ndSe Drti thi.


Banta to a girl:Wats ur name?
Girl:Carmen
Banta:Ye kaisa naam he?
Girl:Becoz I lyk Cars & men.Whats ur name?

Banta:CH00TINDER B00BIYa


LOORA Ek Gift H
(Kabool KiJye)

LOORA Ek Ehsas H
(Mehsos kiJye)

LOORA Ek Dard H
(Bardasht KiJye)

LOORA Ek Peyas H
(Choos LiJye)


If big compnis selling condom

pepsodent-ratbhar dhishum dhishum

mirinda-jor Ka zatka dhirese lge

tata sky-isko lga dala to life zingalala


raat ki tanhai mei….hath underwear ki gehrai mei
kuch mehsoos sa hota hai
mt satao usko kyon ki
“PAPPU BHI SOUTA HAI”


Ek Lund ne Dusre Lund se kaha-
Chalo Aaj Film dekhne Chale

Dusre Lund bola-
Nhi Yaar, Film Sexy Hogi to Khade Khade dekhna padegi..


D buoobs song:
.
.
.
.
Mehbuobs mere
Mehbuobs mere
Mujhe masti me tu jeene de
Jo doodh hai Tere seene me
Mujhe dabaa-dabaa ke pene de..


14FeB
ValentineZ DaY

EnjoY
WitH uR Girl FrienD

BuT
B iN LimitZ

BcoZ
AfteR 9MonthZ

NoV14
ChildrenZ DaY

RemembeR


Pahle ki penty or ab ki penty me fark kya h?
.

.
Pehle penty hatao to gand dikhte the,
ab ki penty me gand hatao to Penty dikhti hai


Son: Papa, mai kaise paida hua?
Papa: Mandir me mannat magne se.
S: Aur ap?
P: Mai b aise hi.
S: Hmare yhan ch0dne-vodne ka rivaj nai h kya?


Girl to doctar Maine galti se i-Pill ki goli kha li kya karu…

Doctar 72 ghanto k andar mujse chudwalo warna goli waste ho jayeg…


Santa Banta Swimming pul Me Naha Rahe The
Santa Dubne Laga To Banta Ka Lund Pakad Liya
B: Bhosdi ke sikhle Ladki Ke 7 Hota To Dub Gaya Hota


Virgin ladies-CENTRE FRESH.

Married ladies-POLO,Mint wITH a Hole.

Just married but found not virgin-CENTRE SHOCK..


2 Chizian HameSha Yaad Rehti hai

1 : Buzurgon ki kahi hui baat,

2 : Tatton pe khai hui laat,

Yar tu vohi h na

jisko 8th k exam me

Eng. k paper me

QUE. mila FILL IN THE BLANKS

or tu apni G@@nd me
ungli dal k 3 Ghante betha ra


ATTANDANCE Tinku-present sir

rinku-present sir

sonu-present sir

g@@ndu

g@@ndu

g@@ndu

g@@ndu

.

.

.

butt on mat dabba pres


TEACHER:WATS

UR NAME?
BOY:’HOLA
TEACHER:YE KYA NAM HUA

BOY:MAIN HOLI K DIN HUA THA NA

TEACHer:THANK GOD TUM ‘LOhDI’ K DIN PAIDA Nai hua


What’s the height of bad luck?
Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life…!


SAHELI:Raat ko kya hua? LADKI:Salwar-kamiz utaari,BRA-PANTY utari,BOOLLS CHUSE,CHUUT CHUUSI..S:Rhne de yar Padhnewala HATH se LUUND hilayega


Dost: Oye Teri Grlfrnd Kaise Mari?
Santa:Yar MUH me MUH tha
Gaand me ungli thi
Ch00t me me Lund tha
Pata nahi sali ATMA kahase nikal gyi


Kick the football get the goal!
Suck the b00bs f_ck the hole
Kiss her lips pick her hips
Let us celebrate
“PENI$ DAY”
“jiyo LaND UTHA Ka”


Double standards-
Men wana fuck al women, bt want a virgin 2marry!
Womn want men to b gr8 fuckers, but dey dont want men 2 practice on other women??


Fullforms
CUBA: Caught Under Br@ Aria
PARIS: Police Allowed R@pe In School
USA: Under Skirt Avtivity
JAPAN: Jumping And Pumping At Night


which dialogue is more suitable 4 milk ad..

dhoni’s “me 8 ltr pita hu aur 2 km daudta hu”
OR
sania’s “me 2 ltr piti hu aur 8 ltr deti hu


Tum Ch00T Me
Ghar Bna Lo
Loray k PillaR
Lga Lo
B00Bs Ki
Balconies Bana Lo
Per Gand Ka KyA
Kroge?
Chalo hum Se Hi Marwa lo


Agar Gandhiji ko AIDS ke bare main malum hota to kya hota?

Guess?

Guess?

To 4th Bandar niche haath rak ke khada hota!


Aurat ko ch*t ki gehrai pe naaz he to
Hme apne Lun ki lmbai pr naaz he
Aagr uski ch*t SHBNAM KA SHBAB HE TO
HMARA LUN b LUCKNOW ka NAWAB he


Agar himmat he aur mard ho to Sirf YES ya NO me jawab do:
“Kutte ne kal raat ko sote hue tumhari GAND maar Li
Batao tumhe pata
challa?


Sabse Laachaar”DR” kaun sa
Ans:A Gynaecologist
Do u knw why
Qki,jis me sari duniya”MAZA” dhundhti hai
uss mein yeh CHODU “PROBLEM” dhoondhta h


Sardar was advising his son on dinning table: ‘Oye boti kha boti, lulli waddi hoyegi’..
Sardarni (Sharmatey huey(: ‘Sardarji tusi v khao na’..

Sbne kaha dsti 1 dard h
Humne kaha dard kabul h
Sbne kaha is dard k sath ji Nhi paoge
Humne kaha tumhri MAA ka BHOSRA tum hume jina
Sikaoge


Ek Larki ka Gang -Rape ho raha tha
Woh chillaa chillaa k keh rehi thi

Kutto Kamino

Khuda k wastay

Lado to Nahi
Sub ka Number ayeGa .


Apka_Rashifal:
Chodhu Kamo Me Dhyan Rahega
Sex Pe Pakad Dhili Rahegi
Ch0ut K Darshan Nahi Honge
Koi Apki Ga_nd Mar Sakta He
Sawdhan rahiyega


Pandit in USA was masturbatting looking at the Sky.
friend asked:hey,wat R U doing?
he replied: fukking my wife in Punjab via satellite.


1 Bhes Gadhe Par Chad Gayi.
Gadha-Kya Kar Rahi He.
Bhes-Me To Mazzak Kar Rahi Thi.
Gadha Bola-Bhosdiki Me Mazzak Karunga To Roti Firegi


Fullforms
CUBA: Caught Under Br@ Aria
PARIS: Police Allowed R@pe In School
USA: Under Skirt Avtivity
JAPAN: Jumping And Pumping At Night


SUH@gRAT par biwi boli:Sardar Ji Honey-moon par
muje
DARJILING dekhna he.

Sardar LAAND nikal k bola:Ye dekh, apna SarDarJi
Ling…:)


ACHHE DOST KI 3 NISHANI
1) kabi MA@DA@RCHOD reply nahi karega
2) CHo@DU has has k sms padhega

3)jo nahi bola Bhosdikaa wahi karega


2 dost jungle me POTTI kar rahe the,Achanak SHER aa gaya
1st-Yar tu dar raha hai?
2nd-nhi toh!
1st-to apni dho,meri Q dho raha hai?!


Santa University K
Sandas Me Gya,
Jb Andar Jakar Seat Pe Betha
To Samne Diwar Pe Likha Tha…
“ABEY ITNA ZOR STUDY PE DETA TO MERIT ME AATA”


Tum Ch00T Me
Ghar Bna Lo
Loray k PillaR
Lga Lo
B00Bs Ki
Balconies Bana Lo
Per Gand Ka KyA
Kroge?
Chalo hum Se Hi Marwa lo


6 benefits of hvng sexx wth married women
dey dont tell
dont yell,
dont swell
like it like hell
teach us well
&
no risk of dropping gel


MetriMonial Ad
Age 45
Divorced after 30yrs of marriage
NO kids
Still Virgin/Zero meter
(Medical Certificate Attached)
X-Wife of PHATAN Major


Muhaware aur unke Arth-
1.Gand khujana-Chintan karna.
2.Gand ghisna-Parishram karna
3.Gand dikhana-Samashya se dur bhagna


Baccha Kaise Paida Hota He?
Jawab:
Kali Ghas Ka Zoond,Uske Beech Ek Lambi Si Soond, UsmeSe Tapakti 2 Boond Ab Aage Ka Jawab Khud Hi Dhoond!G.M


Gaand ko sahi salamat rakne ke 3 upaay..
1. Gaand har roz dhona
2. Chaddi achchhi pahanna, aur

3.SENSEX SE DOOR Rehna


Baccha Kaise Paida Hota He?
Jawab:
Kali Ghas Ka Zoond,Uske Beech Ek Lambi Si Soond, UsmeSe Tapakti 2 Boond Ab Aage Ka Jawab Khud Hi Dhoond!G.M


Kick footbal
get goal
Punch
BOOBS
fuckd
HOLE
kis
LIP
prick HIP
Over d
bed
make
her lay
Let us
celbrte
PENIS DAY
Fwd 2 boys
Lund utha


what is heaven ?

thousands of girls & buckets of beer.

wat is hell ?

when u come to know that the buckets have holes & the girls dont. 😦


What do 2 sardar says 2 Each other if they Share the Same Girl? Ans-Assi Tussi Same Pussy, Kabhi tu Ghussy kabhi Mein GhussI


Judge: Can u tell me d exact place where dis man raped ur wife?

Sardar liftd his wife’s sari & pulled down her panty &said “Idhar,My Lord,”Idhar???


Lambe Land wala Pagal Bazar me Nanga ghom raha tha

Ek LADY ne dekha to boli
“Hamara Desh Tarakki kaise karega?
Kaam k Aadmi to Pagal he


Cheeeeers!
Good news 4 u.
Thums up pio
Pepsi pio
Juice pio
Dew pio
Beer pio
kyunki
ab
HUGGIES pe Rs12/off
karlo susu chaddi me


MetriMonial Ad
Age 45
Divorced after 30yrs of marriage
NO kids
Still Virgin/Zero meter
(Medical Certificate Attached)
X-Wife of PHATAN Major


Twinkle-Twinkle littile star
Teri GirlFriend gayi Bazaar
Usko mil gaya dusra Yaar
Uske sath wo ho gayi faraar
Ab tu baith k muthiyan mar


Aaj har ADULT ye baat janta & manta hai k,dalne se jyada maza dabane me hai
Galat na sochna
mera matlab to
ELECTRONIC VOTING MACHINE se tha


Chal mere auzaar ho ja tayyaar
Hila de chut k taar
Pee lena dudh bar bar
Gaand pe ho jana sawar
Woh b yaad karega ke aaya tha koi ghudsawar


60 yr man:Dr meri age mein sex style kya hona
chahiye?
Dr:Doggy style.
Man:Apka matlab piche se…?Dr: Nahi sirf sungh
aur chat


Q:How does an Accountant define sex?
A:Balance d legs,
make an entry,
deposit sum amount,
do d withdrawl & enjoy the interest aftr 9 months


Diff betwn boys & girls?

B=naughty G=beauty
B=chest G=breast
B=night falls G=2 big balls
B=fcuk G=scuk
B=brilliant G=pregnant


Fullforms
CUBA: Caught Under Br@ Aria
PARIS: Police Allowed R@pe In School
USA: Under Skirt Avtivity
JAPAN: Jumping And Pumping At Night


Q: Why are Vegetarian women silent during sex?

A: Because they are in Shock that a small

piece of meat can give them so much pleasure


1 Bhes Gadhe Par Chad Gayi.
Gadha-Kya Kar Rahi He.
Bhes-Me To Mazzak Kar Rahi Thi.
Gadha Bola-Bhosdiki Me Mazzak Karunga To Roti Firegi


Agar Gandhiji ko AIDS ke bare main malum hota to kya hota?

Guess?

Guess?

To 4th Bandar niche haath rak ke khada hota!


JUDGE TO RAPPED LADY-“WHY DIDN’T U BITE HIS ORGAN WHEN HE FORCED U TO PERFORM ORAL

SEXX?” LADY: “I CAN’T MY LORD, I AM A PURE VEGETARIAN.”


Tere B00B Pe Bra Ka Pehra He
Na Jane Kis Umeed Pe Mera Lun Thehra He
Teri Gand Ki Kasam Aye
Ra@nd
Teri Ch00t Ka Hole Surang Se Bi Gehra


Teri MASHOOK K Dudh Me Malai Hove
Yaran Ne Niple Mooh Me Pai Hove
Raati Jora-Shora Nal Vajayi Hove
Tume 26 Jan Di Lakh Lakh Wadhayi Howe


Beta:Mummy ke 2 aur Cow 4 kyun hote hai?
Papa:Faltu baat kyun karte ho?
Boy:Dirty mind,me tango ki baat kar raha hu B00BBS ki nahi


BRAA ki mehek churai nahi jati
PANTi ki jhalak chhupai nehi jati
kitni v chhoti ho girl frnd ka breaast
Ekbar chus lo toh bhulai nahi jat


Ladki ne Galib pe Susu kar diya
Galib:E Chanchal Shok Hasina
Ye kaisi Nadani h?
Girl:Aap jiske Sapne dekhte h,
Ye usi Jheel ka Pani h,


Girl:
Hey Bhagwan!
Plz Ladko Ka PeNNi Thoda Khubsurat Banao
God: Itna Ganda h To b Chus Leti ho
Achha Banane Par To Kha Hi Jaoge.


TuM Ch00T Me
GhaR BaNa Lo
Lode k PiLLaR
LaGa Lo
B00Bss Ki
BaLConiEs BaNa Lo
PeR GanD Ka KiyA
KrOge?
ChaLo hUm Se Hi Marwalo


Lady:v@gina me makhi ghus gai
Dr:me honey laga k p@nis se nikal dunga
Dr enjoying
Lady-wat r u doing?
Dr-plan changed. Ab andar hi Marni hai


BRAA ki mehek churai nahi jati
PANTi ki jhalak chhupai nehi jati
kitni v chhoti ho girl frnd ka breaast
Ekbar chus lo toh bhulai nahi jaati


Santa:Madam this panty & this bra will look nice on U.

Lady:How can U be so sure ?

Santa:I’have done diploma in interior designing….


Boy asked a girl why there is sound when u pass urine ?….Girl replied “we don’t have 8′ inch silencer like u …”


Akhon Me Ansoo Aa Jate He,
Phir Bhi Labo Pe Hasi Rakhni Padti He,
Ye Haal Tab Hota He,
Jab LAMBE SAFAR Me…

“SANDAAS”
Rokni Padti He !!


Sardarni lund se khelne lagi

Sardar:

kyo.?

Chudwana hai kya?

Sardarni:

Nhi lifafe k liye gum chahiye


Santa-Yaar Teri Bhabhi Nahi He Warna Me Tujhe Chai
Zarur Pilata

Banta-Are yaar kabhi to DOODH Market Se Le liya
karo!!


Yar muje koi blackmail kar raha he
jab me teri mar raha tha to kisi ne photo le li
dekh

(“‘.) (“‘.)
(\__(<)
LL LL
AB KYA KARE?


circuit: bhai agar gandhiji k samne balatkar ho to
vo kya krenge?
munna: mamu, vo bolenge agar koi ek side mare to
use dusri side bhi do !


Hatheli Me Chhale Ho Aur Muthh Marni Ho To Kya
Karenge,

Batao

Kya Soch Rahe Ho

Are yar

Tum Ho Na Aakhir Dost Hi Dost Ke Kaam Aata Hai


Tell me 1 thing which
is urs but always used
by others

oye tera naam yaar

tu ga nd samjha tha
na
Chal koi baat nahi
hota hai


70 saal ka budha:Wo B Kya Din The Jb Bv Balo Pe Hath Ferti Thi To land Khda Ho Jta Thaor,Ab Land Pe Hath Ferti He To Bal Khde Ho Jte He.


Nigahe nigaho se mila k to dekho
naye logo se rista bana k to dekho,
kyu kehte ho log aate nhi apke pass
1Bar achi G_and dho k to dekho


recent survey se pata chala hai k

80% ladkiya shadi se pahle s ex karna chahti hai

mera sawal sirf itna hai
ki wo 80% ladkiya hai Kaha


Kya diya kudrat ne jamane ko?
EK LAND diya ghusane ko, Do BOLL diye Dabane ko.
Par aaj kal ye sab kaha milta?
Milta hai LAND hilane ko.


Dost BOOBS jaisa na ho ki jise har koi CHUSE
GAAND jaisa na ho ki jise har koi MARE
Dost to LUND jaisa hona chahiye jo zarUrat pdne par KHADA ho


LOORA ek gift hai
(kabool kijye)

LOORA ek ehsas hai
(mehsos kijye)

LOORA ek dard hai
(bardasht kijye)

LOORA ek peyas hai
(choos lijy


Boy-what Is Lun?

Girl-Chodne Ka Hatiyar

Boy-Ch00t?

Girl-Lun Ko Dalne Ki Jagah

Boy-Bolls?

Girl-Tu Ch00dne Aaya He Ya 5vi Paas Khelne.


Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the
first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why
should girls have all the fun.


Boy:100 kamata hu, 125 lutata hu
Tum jaisiyon ko lun pe bithata hu
Girl:100 kamaate ho,125 lutate ho
Upar ka 25,kaya Gaand marwake late HO


Akela ja raha tha jeevan k in kathin rasto pe, nirash dukhi! fir 1 mod pe aapke jaisa DOST mila or!

or

Baki zindgi ki b maa chud gayi.


Pathan Sex Krne Ka Sara Intizam Kia
Tail Lya,Sathi Lya,Roi Lya,Red Phool Lya
Kisine Pucha Kis Bat Ka Intizar H,Bola Dost K Msg Padne ka Intjar He


Apko Di gayi Gaand Ek Suvidha H Naki Apka AdhikAr Iska Upyog Tatti Karne Me Kare Gaand Marwane Me Nahi:)
-GAAND CARE SOCITY DWARA JANHIT ME JARI-


BETA:Papa Aisi Kaun Si Chij Hai Jo Mummy Ke 2 aur Cow Ke 4 Hai.PAPA:Faltu baat Mat Choda Kar? BETA:Mai Tango Ki Baat Kar Raha Hu,(.)(.) Boobs Ki Nahi


Boyz ‘F’ rule

Find her
Follow her

Frend her
Flirt her

French her
Finger her

Force her
Fucck her

Forget her
FIND anothr.


Log Kehty Hyn k Mohabbat Aur Jang Main Sab Jaiz Hy Tou Phir ..

Mohabat Main Paida Kia Hua Bcha

NAJAIZ Kyun H?


Wife:Aaj jab mai apni Bra utar rahi thi tab ek ladka muje dekh raha tha
Husband:Phir tumne kya kia?
Wife:Mene Bra se apna muh chupa liya.


Wife:1 Saand Saal me 300 bar sex karta he

Tum iska adha B Nahi karte.

Husband:Ye kaha likha he ki 300 ek hi Cow se karta he.


free stay?
free brkfast?
free lunch?
free dinner?
free security?
dnt lose this
oportunit.
just dial 100 and say teri ma ki choot’:-)


Maho Maho Halla Hu
Impartata Dhoom patata
Ittamuta Msg Dhitamuta

This Is An African Way 2 Say

G@@nd Mrane Se Fursat Mile To Msg Zarur Krna


Prove:
AB/ag+2MP+4WD+9MC=ABC.
Solution:
A Boy upon A Girl
2mintes presur
4white drops
9months course
=
A Beautiful Child.


Teacher: Give an exampl 2 use neither-nor?

Stdnt: Itz simple!
Wen Galz wear tight fittings, neither dey r comfortable nor v r comfortable.


Pehli Raat Ko Kamre Ke Andar Jaate hi DULHAN Apna BLOUSE
KHOLNE Lagi,
DULHA-YE Kya
KAR Rahi Ho?
DULHAN-Maa ne kaha tha, jate hi doodh pilana


wht is dif btwn biology & sociology?
Wen a baby looks like his dad or mom den it’s biology.
wen it looks like neighbour, den it’s sociology


Kya aap bor ho rahe hai.? Kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai.?

To Chain kholo.,

Haath andar dalo.,

Or

Bag se book nikal kar pado!


Raat bhar pee sharab to Raat kat gayi,

Raat bhar pee sharab to Raat kat gayi,

Subah jab hisaab lagaya to
G@@nd Fat gay


Man Was Smoking In A Bus
Conductor:No Smoking Ka Board Nahi Dikhta?
Man:Side me ALWYS WEAR CONDOM Ka Board b h,
Ab Woh b Laga Kar Baithu?


dekho eik couple sx kar raha hai
ah
oh
dheere
ah
mar gayi
oh
ahah
chal ab bas kar
ab 1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dekhega


Ba-Adab-Ba Mulahiza
Hoshiyr LUN Pe
Swar,R@ndio K
Srtaj,Lode K
Srdr,Ch~t-e-Chasm,Tajd
ar-e-Randistan G@nduo
K Shanshah SMS Padh
Rahe He


Aaj kal ki ladkiya kitni chalak ho gayi hai…

Apna 16 Rs. kilo ka doodh pilaakar
Hamara 220 Rs. kilo ka Ghee nikaal leti hai

Sexy Lady in Sexy voice:
Batao Mere underwear m kya h?
Batao?


Santa(wid confidence):
Elastic hi hoga,aaj-kal naadewali kaun pehnta h.

Gal during sexx
mere muh m ungli dalo
meri aage ungli dalo
meri piche ungli dalo

Boy:
ye lunnd kya sms padhne wale k aage/piche daalu.


REPORTER:Lalu Ji.The poor women in bihar
dnt hv clothes to wear
LALU:U FOOL,Tum FTv dekho ho?
rich women b cloth nhi pehnti h
Ye fashionwa h


Garmi ho ya thand,
hum ladkiya chaahe 1 mota land,
aapka mil jaye to maje aayenge,
nahi to ungaliyo se kaam chalayenge


Kya aap bor ho rahe hai.? Kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai.?

To Chain kholo.,

Haath andar dalo.,

Or

Bag se book nikal kar pado!

Raat bhar pee sharab to Raat kat gayi,

Raat bhar pee sharab to Raat kat gayi,

Subah jab hisaab lagaya to
G@@nd Fat gay


Man Was Smoking In A Bus
Conductor:No Smoking Ka Board Nahi Dikhta?
Man:Side me ALWYS WEAR CONDOM Ka Board b h,
Ab Woh b Laga Kar Baithu?


dekho eik couple sx kar raha hai
ah
oh
dheere
ah
mar gayi
oh
ahah
chal ab bas kar
ab 1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dekhega


Ba-Adab-Ba Mulahiza
Hoshiyr LUN Pe
Swar,R@ndio K
Srtaj,Lode K
Srdr,Ch~t-e-Chasm,Tajd
ar-e-Randistan G@nduo
K Shanshah SMS Padh
Rahe He


Aaj kal ki ladkiya kitni chalak ho gayi hai…

Apna 16 Rs. kilo ka doodh pilaakar
Hamara 220 Rs. kilo ka Ghee nikaal leti hai

Sexy Lady in Sexy voice:
Batao Mere underwear m kya h?
Batao?

Santa(wid confidence):
Elastic hi hoga,aaj-kal naadewali kaun pehnta h.


Gal during sexx
mere muh m ungli dalo
meri aage ungli dalo
meri piche ungli dalo


Boy:
ye lunnd kya sms padhne wale k aage/piche daalu.


REPORTER:Lalu Ji.The poor women in bihar
dnt hv clothes to wear
LALU:U FOOL,Tum FTv dekho ho?
rich women b cloth nhi pehnti h
Ye fashionwa h


Garmi ho ya thand,
hum ladkiya chaahe 1 mota land,
aapka mil jaye to maje aayenge,
nahi to ungaliyo se kaam chalayenge


Kya aap bor ho rahe hai.? Kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai.?

To Chain kholo.,

Haath andar dalo.,

Or

Bag se book nikal kar pado!

Raat bhar pee sharab to Raat kat gayi,

Raat bhar pee sharab to Raat kat gayi,

Subah jab hisaab lagaya to
G@@nd Fat gay


Man Was Smoking In A Bus
Conductor:No Smoking Ka Board Nahi Dikhta?
Man:Side me ALWYS WEAR CONDOM Ka Board b h,
Ab Woh b Laga Kar Baithu?


dekho eik couple sx kar raha hai
ah
oh
dheere
ah
mar gayi
oh
ahah
chal ab bas kar
ab 1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dekhega


Ba-Adab-Ba Mulahiza
Hoshiyr LUN Pe
Swar,R@ndio K
Srtaj,Lode K
Srdr,Ch~t-e-Chasm,Tajd
ar-e-Randistan G@nduo
K Shanshah SMS Padh
Rahe He


REPORTER:Lalu Ji.The poor women in bihar
dnt hv clothes to wear
LALU:U FOOL,Tum FTv dekho ho?
rich women b cloth nhi pehnti h
Ye fashionwa h


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