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New ADULT SMS

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“Rab Ne Banai Jodi”

Aur iss jodi ko

R U B

karne ka maza hi kuch aur hai.


An X-RAY specialist was briefing about breast shadows.

He said “Women’s breaasts come in three sizes:

PingPong,

Ding Dong

And

King Kong


Dil ke liye apple ka juice..

Aankhon ke liye carrot ka juice..

Sehat ke liye anaar ka juice..

Aur khush rehne ke liye MERA LUND CHOOS..


Ladkiya Subah Uthkar Aankhe Kyo Khujati He.

Socho…

Socho…

Socho…

Kyoki…

Unke Paas Gotiya Nhi Hoti Na

Ladko ki tarah khujane ko


Boy-Kash Mi Lipstick Hota

Humesa Tere LIPS Pe Rehta

Girl-Achha Hua Nhi He Warna Har Dusre Din Kisi

Aur K LUND Par Chipka Hota.


Jodha akbar ke premire par Abhishek Hritik se:

Chahe tum bano Akbar

YA

Aish ban jaye Jodha

Aaj tak Aish ko sabse zyada

maine hai ch0da


Sexy Lady in a sexy voice:

Batao mere underwear me kya h

Santa (wid confidence(:

Elastic hi hoga, aaj-kal naadewali kaun pehanta hai??


Lady Teacher:Zero me 1 Dale to kya hota h

Girl:Chup rahi

Teacher:Jawab do

Zero mai 1 Dalen to kya hota hai?

Girl:Mam Bhot Dard hota hai


Ek Ladke Ne Gali Me Ja Rahi Ladki k Piche Ungli Laga Di

Ladki:Andha Ho Gaya He Dikhai Nahi Deta

Ladka:Kya Hua Sahi Jagah Pe Nahi Lagi Kya?


Ek aadmi biwi samajh kar sali ke upar chad jata hai

Saali: jiju me Taara.

Admi: ab kahe ki Taara jb Ghus gaya saara.


Dad:beta ye lo 20 Rs mummy se mat kahna k me naukrani k sath soya tha

SON:aap bohat kanjus ho mom to 50 deti he jab wo driver k sath soti h


Bhikari Darwaja thok k- Babuji roti milegi?

Andar se aawaaz aai:

Abhi biwi ghar me nahin hai.

Bhikari: Maine choot nahin,roti maangi hai.


A man 2 shopkeeper: Ek white rang ka condom dena. Shopkeeper: White he kyu,

Man:Padosi gujar gaya hai, afsos karne jana hai.. Join LovePlaza


Nayi Dulhan Ko Dulhe Ne Suhagrat Pe Muh Dikhai K Rs.25000 Diye

Dulhan Ne Paise Dekh Kar Pucha

Kitne Log Hai?


Sardar wife (during sex): U r fucking me wth SAME condom Frm last 5 days

Sardar:oye,Expiry date on the condom is 10/2009


Ek Larki ka Gang -Rape ho raha tha

Woh chillaa chillaa k keh rehi thi

Kutto Kamino

Khuda k wastay

Lado to Nahi

Sab ka Number ayeGa .


Teacher:Aurat aur Ainak(Chasma) me kya cheez samaan hai?

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Little Boy:

Miss, Istemal ke waqt dono ki taange kholni padti hai..!


Wife- Do you want anything from USA?

Husband- An American girl.

Wife returns.

Husband- Where is my gift?

Wife- Just wait for 9 months.


Chaho To Dil Se Hamko Mita Dena

Chaho To Hamko Bhula Dena

Hamari Yad Aaye To Kabhi Rona Nhi

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Gaand Me Ungli Dalke Hila dna:)


Punjabi Teacher To A Student-Table Par Ink Kisne Girayi Hai? Isko Punjabi Me Convert Karo

Student – Bhenchodo Eh Kine Apni Maa Chudai Hai

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Sms Bhej Warna-

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KAHA THA NA SMS BHEJO


MONA-Subah Subah Doodh wala bahot dabata hai.

RANI-Kya??

MONA-Door bell.

RANI- Isse accha to mera Paper wala hai,

Niche se hi Daal jata hai.


Computer is very sexy

Why?

?

?

B’coz, it has hardware & software but

No

Underwear.For Valentine SMS-JOIN LovePlaza


Police Ko 1 Lash Mili H Jis K Gote Tute Hue He

Lun Kata Hua He

Gand Fati Hui He

Agar Tu Zinda He To MissCall Kar Jaldi


The Name Of The Sequel

To Cheeni Kum Starring

Mallika Sherawat And

Rakhi Sawant?

CHEENI KUM – DUDH

JYADA!!!


Gajar lo

Kela lo

Tori lo

Muli lo

Ghia lo

Kaddu lo

Bhindi lo

Baigan lo

Khira lo

Kakri lo

Bhai shahab apki gand

hai jo marji lo..


1.Boil nhi krna pdta

2.Kharab nhi hota

3.Har umar k Mard ki pasand

4.Dil-kash packing me

5.Ek k 7 dusra free.


Baap:Beta aaj asman se 1pari aayegi

or tume chhoti munni gift dekar jayegi.

Beta:Abbu chodu mat banao,hospital jao ammi ki dlivery hone wali h


Kick footbal

get goal

Punch

BOOBS

fuckd

HOLE

kis

LIP

prick HIP

Over d

bed

make

her lay

Let us

celbrte

PENIS DAY

Fwd 2 boys

Lund utha k jiyo


Baccha Kaise Paida Hota He?

Jawab:

Kali Ghas Ka Zoond,Uske Beech Ek Lambi Si Soond, UsmeSe Tapakti 2 Boond Ab Aage Ka Jawab Khud Hi Dhoond!G.M

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Eng Lady to Punjabi Lady:

“What Is Your DaiLy Routine?

Mom Ask Daughter, Hwz Ur SexLife ?

Daughter: Like British Airways

Mom Reads The Ad & Is Shocked, “7 Days A Week, Twice A Day, Both Ways.


70yrs old couple in restaurant

Lady:It’s so romantic here

My breasts feel so warm

Man:Yeah

Coz,One is hanging in D coffee & other in D soup


Dudhwala dudh dene 1 ghar gaya to ek ladki boli:aajkal dudh bahut patla aa raha hai

dudhwala bola:to hum kya kare?

doc se checkup karwao

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Hilane Se Hilna Behtar He

Agar Na Mile Koi Choot

To…

To….

Hilana Hi Behtar He.


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One Response to “New ADULT SMS”

  1. babo mai babo, babo mai babo, choot marvane aaee, loda ghusado, babo mai babo..
    apna tapka do, tummy mera phoola do, babo mai babo..
    gand meri maro, isko pateela bana do, babo mai babo..
    size ziro hai mera, lund hiro hai tera, kaisi hai duri, boobs mere dabado perfect whore mujhe banado, babo mai babo..
    lund per tere naachun gi, apni perfection dikha dun gi, babo mai babo..
    mouth me bhi lelun gi, cum ko tere melted icecream samajh kar pee lun gi, babo mai babo..

    ……

    this is only for fun, please correct it and give place on your webpages if it is possible!…


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